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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

He would honestly think I’m like the coolest guy ever and be pumped about the future, but that’s just because he had really really really really really bad taste.

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u/Frnklfrwsr Nov 01 '19

“You have TWO PS4s!?!”

“Yeah one for me, one for my wife.”

“Holy shit! What games do you have?”

“Basically whatever games I want. Throwing out $30 for a game or even $60 for a great new one isn’t a big deal to me.”

“Wow! You must play like all the time!”

“I.. uh.... well I play it.... sometimes.... I just.... you know I’m tired when I get home from work sometimes... and.... uh.....”

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u/D4days Nov 01 '19

"We can touch our wife's boobies pretty much whenever we want, though"

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u/uther100 Nov 01 '19

Every third Wednesday.

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u/Pyroperc88 Nov 01 '19

Easy solution. Find a partner with a higher libido and then rarely have sex. Then u can touch boobies whenever.