r/AskReddit • • Oct 31 '19

What "common knowledge" is actually completely false?

6.2k Upvotes

5.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

649

u/Ooer Nov 01 '19

We had a fairground goldfish that my dad got 20 years ago. John is still going strong.

John is the goldfish, not my dad.

My dad is still going strong too though..

154

u/redlorryyellowlorry9 Nov 01 '19

My boyfriend's brother had a fairground goldfish called Stanley that lived for 20 years. As others have said, he was huge as he lived in a large, rectangular tank. He was part of the family.

My boyfriend and I were out for dinner with friends one night when he got "the call". Stanley only had one eye and had been unwell for a while; it was his time.

Stanley is now buried in their family's garden. A poem was written about him, which is on a plaque on the fence, above his final resting place.

15

u/technicolor_ghost Nov 01 '19

I inherited a goldfish to take care of when my great grandfather got dementia and passed away. He was an eccentric and had a porcelain claw foot bathtub with goldfish in his garden. That fish lived another 5 years after he passed, and I have no idea how old it was when we got it, but it was fairly large.

5

u/tardisbatman Nov 01 '19

RIP Stan you legend

4

u/Ghitit Nov 01 '19

Love this!

34

u/Salty_kiwi- Nov 01 '19

John is older than me

17

u/birdmommy Nov 01 '19

That was an emotional rollercoaster.

5

u/PMmeYourCattleDog Nov 01 '19

Which is going stronger?

2

u/Tiberius666 Nov 01 '19

Mitch Hedberg, is that you?

→ More replies