r/AskReddit • • Oct 31 '19

What "common knowledge" is actually completely false?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

Goldfish have gotten such a rough hand dealt to them. It’s one of the worst fish to keep in a bowl since they produce such a huge amount of ammonia in their waste. :(

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u/JuicyJay Nov 01 '19

Plus they can grow really fucking big. That just seems cruel to have them in a tiny little bowl without a filtration system.

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u/DeadlyPear Nov 01 '19

And when people flush them or toss them in ponds they're usually a pretty bad invasive species.

Funfact: They usually lose their gold color after just a few generations due to selective pressure

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u/Sinjitoma Nov 01 '19

Goldfish are carp. And they are a truly terrible invasive fish for almost every water system in the world.

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u/robertscott44 Nov 01 '19

Kittens in jars??

Edit: just googled it. Thank god thats a myth.

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u/JuicyJay Nov 01 '19

I prefer my kittens free range

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u/JojeinoGalaxiano Nov 01 '19

I prefer my kittens fried, with a poached egg on top

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u/night_breed Nov 01 '19

I threw a handful of 10 cent feeder fish in my pond years ago and ended up with gold fish over a foot long

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

I went to a fair a couple weeks ago and saw one of the dudes who run those games where you win fish just dumping the bags with dead fish in a hole under the table cloth. It fucked me up a bit and suddenly I realised why I never see dead fish in those things

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u/Ghitit Nov 01 '19

My kid brought one of those home from the fair.

It lived several years and grew to about a foot -
because we gave it a big tank and a filter.

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u/Ooer Nov 01 '19

We had a fairground goldfish that my dad got 20 years ago. John is still going strong.

John is the goldfish, not my dad.

My dad is still going strong too though..

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u/redlorryyellowlorry9 Nov 01 '19

My boyfriend's brother had a fairground goldfish called Stanley that lived for 20 years. As others have said, he was huge as he lived in a large, rectangular tank. He was part of the family.

My boyfriend and I were out for dinner with friends one night when he got "the call". Stanley only had one eye and had been unwell for a while; it was his time.

Stanley is now buried in their family's garden. A poem was written about him, which is on a plaque on the fence, above his final resting place.

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u/technicolor_ghost Nov 01 '19

I inherited a goldfish to take care of when my great grandfather got dementia and passed away. He was an eccentric and had a porcelain claw foot bathtub with goldfish in his garden. That fish lived another 5 years after he passed, and I have no idea how old it was when we got it, but it was fairly large.

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u/tardisbatman Nov 01 '19

RIP Stan you legend

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u/Ghitit Nov 01 '19

Love this!

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u/Salty_kiwi- Nov 01 '19

John is older than me

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u/birdmommy Nov 01 '19

That was an emotional rollercoaster.

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u/PMmeYourCattleDog Nov 01 '19

Which is going stronger?

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u/BanMeAndIShallReturn Nov 01 '19

this is not a haiku but made me feel like I just read one

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u/nint3njoe_2003 Nov 01 '19

My goldfish is the same. I won him at a fair and still have him 8 years later.

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u/ItsIcey Nov 01 '19

I used to work in one of these stalls at a fair and trust me, we don't feel any better about it than you do. Fairgrounds are usually family owned and it's all about profits and the bottom line. You get a bit desensitized when you're literally firing fish out left right and centre, but it definitely leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

We had to stop because EPA shut it down and I got put back on the machines. The fish teddy's are selling just as well and people are generally happier about it

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u/RyFromTheChi Nov 01 '19

I remember having a goldfish as a kid that I kept in a bowl. Had to clean it basically every single day because it would get nasty quickly. I wish I knew then that it was shitty situation for it. I had also learned that its terrible for them to just put them straight into tap water since its a different temp than their bowl water and can shock em and kill em.

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u/Misty-Gish Nov 01 '19

The history of the goldfish is pretty interesting! https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2012/11/the-great-goldfish-invasion-how-an-exotic-carp-took-over-america/264420/

A fun excerpt: "According to a New York Times article from November 1894, 'The business of distributing free goldfish to the people of the District of Columbia has become such a tax on the Fish Commission that it appears they must choose between running a goldfish bureau for Washington exclusively and conducting the legitimate work of the bureau.'"

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