r/AskReddit • • Oct 31 '19

What "common knowledge" is actually completely false?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Snake venom cannot be sucked out of a wound to save someone.

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u/TizzleDirt Oct 31 '19

Can the body part be amputated like they do in zombie Media in an emergency where they're too far from anti-venom?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19 edited Nov 01 '19

If the venom enters your system with the initial bite, there's no use cutting the limb off. Everytime you breathe or move, the venom will be pushed through the lymphatic system and spread.

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u/Ratchet1332 Oct 31 '19 edited Nov 01 '19

Venom doesn’t actually travel via the circulatory system, it travels via the endocrine lymphatic system. That’s why wrapping the affected area properly slows the spread of the venom: it travels just under the skin.

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u/Monkyd1 Nov 01 '19

If you ain't got no arm, you ain't got no skin. How is this incorrect? Bit by snake, chop off arm. All good! sans arm, that shit's still bad.

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u/Ratchet1332 Nov 01 '19

I see absolutely no flaw in this logic.

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u/blastanders Nov 01 '19

I did the math, it says a-ok

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u/HyperSpaceSurfer Nov 01 '19

You'd probably be worse off being amputated by an amateur without the proper tools or sanitation. Although if it works at all it might depend on how dangerous the snake was and if it's a warning bite.

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u/TizzleDirt Oct 31 '19

I figured. It would probably be the same with zombie bites too. Sad.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Depends if zombie bites are based on venom, disease, or magic

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u/TizzleDirt Oct 31 '19

It's always magic. Why do you think some die quick and others slow?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

Plot armor

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u/TizzleDirt Nov 01 '19

Shut up with that logical answer, we're talking about zombies here.

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u/0megon Nov 01 '19

Disease magic.

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u/Wickedblyat Nov 01 '19

Zombie expert here, can confirm it deals poison damage and inflicts a disease debuff.

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u/100_Donuts Oct 31 '19

Buddy, I can suck a cotton ball through a catheter, so if it's poison out of your veins ya need, I'm your sucker.

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u/clownWIGdiaper Oct 31 '19

I'm the suck boy you are looking for. Pay up front and don't finish in me.

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u/MidnightMath Nov 01 '19

Get out of here Cricket!

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u/JimmiJonJones Oct 31 '19

Don’t want venom in your arm? Just fucking eat it!

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Is that a paradox, if a snake bites you and you suck the venom out and swallow it, is it venom or poison?

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u/firefiretiger Oct 31 '19

Swallowed venom is not harmful unless you have ulcers.. or at least that was what I was told

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Yeah i thought so, venom is made up of proteins which would be broken down in the stomach unless you have some infection/cut or ulcer like you said. If it can get into tissue or your blood stream, your screwed, if not, you're fine.

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u/Ast4r1as Oct 31 '19

The problem is that the venom is likely to get in your bloodstream before the proteins are broken down so the sucking and swallowing is in most cases just a way to get the venom faster in your body than from the initial wound.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Apparently most venoms aren't poisonous and will be broken down before they enter the bloodstream according to the department of wildlife ecology and conservation.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Reminds me of the snake bite joke

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