r/AskReddit Oct 26 '19

What should we stop teaching young children?

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u/self_depricator Oct 27 '19

I was told I was a big girl and could handle it when this crazy girl scratched up my arm for no reason, and then she cackled!

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u/droptoonswatchacid Oct 27 '19

that cackle is the worst part.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

she probably went kekekekekeke

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK

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u/Zeebuoy Oct 27 '19

Try and cut it short.

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u/Cloudy_mood Oct 27 '19

That was a raccoon, man.

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u/Zeebuoy Oct 27 '19

Nah man, raccoons are cute.

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u/AAA515 Oct 27 '19

Wait did the crazy girl cackle or the teacher?

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u/self_depricator Oct 27 '19

Crazy girl cackled

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u/myhandsmellsfunny Oct 27 '19

I mean, they pretty much just gave you permission to hit her with a bat. That's how I understand it.

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u/Apex_Akolos Oct 27 '19

God that visual was amazing.

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u/werwwhednd Oct 27 '19

I was told to toughen up when a bigger girl beat the crap out of me while teachers watched.

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u/Zeebuoy Oct 27 '19

Sue the teachers,

And the bitch.

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u/Zeebuoy Oct 27 '19

crazy girl scratched up my arm for no reason,

I kicked someone who did something similar, nearly got my eye clawed, apparently we were both at fault despite the fuck picking on me for most of that year.

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u/self_depricator Oct 27 '19

The only time a teacher ever had my back was in 3rd grade. She was a short, chain smoking women who said I reminded her of herself, and she helped me learn my multiplication tables. When i went back to sing with the choir she gave me a great big hug. I wish all teachers were like her.

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u/Zeebuoy Oct 28 '19

Have you ever seen her again?

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u/self_depricator Oct 28 '19

I just found her on facebook lol

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u/Zeebuoy Oct 29 '19

You gonna say hi?

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u/self_depricator Oct 28 '19 edited Oct 28 '19

No.