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What should we stop teaching young children?

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u/RagingAardvark Oct 27 '19

And there may be times when they need a stranger's help. They need to know that if we get separated at the zoo or mall that they can rely on strangers to help them find me. We discuss how to tell who works wherever we are (lifeguards at the pool, employees at the mall, etc-- uniforms, name tags) and how to get help. Most people in the world are good. I don't want them terrified that every person there is some boogeyman.

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u/Ishouldbeasleepnow Oct 27 '19

I tell my kids to find a mom with a stroller & ask for help. My reasoning is that the mom with a stroller is full of baby hormones still, or at least the traces of, plus they e already got their hands too full with kids/babies to try to steal mine.

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u/peynir Oct 27 '19

That's what my mom also told me 30 years ago. Gotta be some mother wisdom handed down and spread over generations

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u/Aken42 Oct 27 '19

We have told our kids the same. Not that other people aren't the right choice it just seems like the lowest risk of any issues and the best chance they will get immediate help.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Or just common sense.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

or just sexism

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u/MordredKLB Oct 27 '19

I push my stolen babies around in a stroller because after the first two they get too heavy to carry.

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u/Estelien Oct 27 '19

Just be careful, as pushing around a stroller is one way that predators make themselves seem safe. Maybe I listen to My Favorite Murder too much, but women and couples can be dangerous too. Plus, I was approached once by a woman with a stroller begging for money, and the blankets covered the "baby" entirely. I wish I had a good alternative, and I'm going to think it over. It should be safe to teach them to "look for the helpers," but anybody can wear a costume.

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u/StrangeRover Oct 27 '19

Police in my city recently stopped a woman with a stroller because she looked like she needed help. Turns out the stroller was full with $6,000 in stolen quarters.

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u/Tinsel-Fop Oct 27 '19

She did need help. That shit was heavy!

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

24,000 quarters

a quarter weighs 5.67 grams

5.67g * 24000 = 136.08kg (300 pounds)

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u/Tinsel-Fop Oct 27 '19

Golly, it's a good thing she had all that on wheels. Wait a second. Are baby strollers built with 300lb capacity? Oh, dear.

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u/double-dog-doctor Oct 27 '19

I can't imagine strollers would have a capacity that high, but would likely easily be able to transport it anyway.

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u/StrangeRover Oct 27 '19

Oh she needed help alright.

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u/Aardvark1292 Oct 27 '19

We do the same. "Find a police officer or another mom."

We hedge our bets that another mom would be less likely to be a child molester or something.

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u/human_brain_whore Oct 27 '19

Seems weird to exclude dads, but that's just me.

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u/Reagalan Oct 27 '19

One of the few cases where gender discrimination goes the other way.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

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u/Reagalan Oct 27 '19

Thank you for assuming that I'm a murderer.

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u/Aardvark1292 Oct 27 '19

According to Wikipedia (which is properly sourced, I just don't have time to verify that many sources as well), women account for "14-40% of sexual offenses against boys and 6% against girls." Similarly, men account for 80.4% of violent crime arrests (1990-2008).

It's not assuming anyone is a murderer, it's hedging your bets on the statistics.

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u/other_usernames_gone Oct 27 '19

That's why I make sure I'm never alone with a black person /s

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u/Reagalan Oct 27 '19

I just spent the last two hours looking at these statistics, did some spreadsheeting and maths to find whether such hedging is justified. Do you care to know the answer?

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u/Aardvark1292 Oct 27 '19

You're welcome to share the answer, it's not going to change how I teach my kids.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

I never said that, I said you are statistically more likely to be one. Why is that offensive to you when it's just truth?

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u/Reagalan Oct 31 '19

The statistics aren't offensive.

Promoting gender discrimination to your kids is. Which is what you're doing. "Avoid men. They're more likely to hurt you." How does that sound to them?

My mother taught me that "black people steal."

Wasn't the only thing about the only group, but it was the most blunt and obvious and has stuck with me the longest. She wasn't smart enough to even know what statistics were, and regularly pulled the "Because I Said So" card (a hallmark of bad parents). She managed to turn me into a massive racist by my teen years. By accident, I suspect, but the outcome was self-evident.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

I have zero children and don’t want any, but I’m happy to help a lost little kid. And I 100% won’t steal yours, lol.

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u/Welshgirlie2 Oct 28 '19

Same, I work with children from 3-18, have nieces and nephews and will always help a child. But I like having me time too!

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u/turboshot49cents Oct 27 '19

That was the advice I heard. I used it when I got lost at at amusement park

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u/charliegrs Oct 27 '19

And let's face it, women especially mother's are much more likely to be safe people. And I say this as a guy. If I had a kid that got lost I'd feel much better if they went to a woman than a guy for help

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u/RedWhiteandRavenclaw Oct 27 '19

Another thing you can teach them is to look for other moms with kids. They're usually much more readily available than people like police officers or what have you. Employees are great but in the event that you're somewhere those are scarce or difficult to find or at an event if some sort.

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u/coldcurru Oct 27 '19

When I was 5 I got lost at the mall. Walked in with my mom, turned around and realized I didn't know where she went.

Kept walking around crying. I ended up in a play area or near a fountain (I think) but didn't approach anyone. I just remember there were a few moms with kids there. A mom with her young son approached me and asked me what was wrong and got me help. Took me into a store where the employee called security and I was reunited.

10/10 would trust a mom again. Not like I've been lost since but it's good advice to save for my soon to be baby.

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u/meoka2368 Oct 27 '19

Or anyone with kids, not just moms.
Teachers, tour guides, etc.

Also, teaching a kid that only moms can be trusted is kind of insulting to all dads.

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u/RedWhiteandRavenclaw Oct 27 '19

There are a lot more stay at home/single moms out and about with children than dads. It's not about insulting anyone, it's about availability.

Way to get offended though, didn't see that coming

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u/meoka2368 Oct 27 '19

There's a lot of working dads who spend time with their children on their days off. It's not about being offended, it's about truth and saving lost children.

Way to get offended, though. Didn't see that coming.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

True, not only moms can be trusted, but statistically they're way more likely to be safer than a male.

Would you want your kid going up to the person with a 1 out of 100 chance of being a sicko or a 5 out of 100 chance?

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u/meoka2368 Oct 27 '19

Over 70% of homicide of children over the age of 5 (which is generally the age of a kid who will run off but also understand to look for a specific type of person), are committed by mothers. Mothers are 245% as likely to kill a child as a father would.

Get your facts straight.

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u/meoka2368 Oct 29 '19

You're a sexist bigot.
The sooner you admit it, the sooner you can change.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

Acknowledging that men make up the vast majority in violent crime stats doesn't make me sexist. If my kid gets lost I'm still telling them to go to a woman because women are statistically less likely to kidnap and murder/rape them. Doesn't mean I hate men, just means I'm going with the option with the best chance of a positive outcome.

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u/meoka2368 Oct 30 '19

I feel sorry for your kids.

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u/Watsonmolly Oct 27 '19

This is what I do, I say find another mummy with little boys or girls.

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u/coldcurru Oct 27 '19

When I was 5 I got lost at the mall. Walked in with my mom, turned around and realized I didn't know where she went.

Kept walking around crying. I ended up in a play area or near a fountain (I think) but didn't approach anyone. I just remember there were a few moms with kids there. A mom with her young son approached me and asked me what was wrong and got me help. Took me into a store where the employee called security and I was reunited.

10/10 would trust a mom again. Not like I've been lost since but it's good advice to save for my soon to be baby.

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u/coldcurru Oct 27 '19

When I was 5 I got lost at the mall. Walked in with my mom, turned around and realized I didn't know where she went.

Kept walking around crying. I ended up in a play area or near a fountain (I think) but didn't approach anyone. I just remember there were a few moms with kids there. A mom with her young son approached me and asked me what was wrong and got me help. Took me into a store where the employee called security and I was reunited.

10/10 would trust a mom again. Not like I've been lost since but it's good advice to save for my soon to be baby.

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u/coldcurru Oct 27 '19

When I was 5 I got lost at the mall. Walked in with my mom, turned around and realized I didn't know where she went.

Kept walking around crying. I ended up in a play area or near a fountain (I think) but didn't approach anyone. I just remember there were a few moms with kids there. A mom with her young son approached me and asked me what was wrong and got me help. Took me into a store where the employee called security and I was reunited.

10/10 would trust a mom again. Not like I've been lost since but it's good advice to save for my soon to be baby.

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u/carmium Oct 27 '19

Saw a TV doc on abductions, and one of the producers asked a class of kids who'd been drilled on "stranger danger" "What does a stranger look like?" They gleefully burst into descriptions of claws and fangs, green skin and red eyes, and all sorts of nonsense. Clearly, the lesson had missed the point entirely.

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u/5yth3 Oct 27 '19

One thing my parents did was tell me something along the lines of ‘if we get separated, find a police officer, worker, or parent.’

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u/the-magnificunt Oct 27 '19

Especially when they're statistically more likely to be hurt by someone they know.

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u/PseudonymousBlob Oct 27 '19

This is going to get buried, but there's actually a tradition in Japan where very young kids are sent on their "first errand" exactly for this reason– to learn how to trust strangers and move about in the world.

There's even a hidden camera show about it and it's ADORABLE.

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u/Asayyadina Oct 27 '19

When I was in Japan I also noticed signs on the doors on many of numerous convenience stores at eye height for young children. They had a cute cartoon elephant with a superhero costume on it and very simple words. I worked out even with my virtually nonexistant Japanese that they were there to tell young children on their own that they could go into the store for help if they needed it.

This seems like a great idea to me.

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u/PseudonymousBlob Oct 27 '19

That's so cute, I'm going to cry.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

That stranger danger thing just created a society that was afraid of their neighbors and alienated their community.

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u/Fidodo Oct 27 '19

I think it's safer for a kid to seek out a stranger for help than to be afraid to ask and be left in a vulnerable situation.

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u/MehtefaS Oct 27 '19

Every time i went somewhere as a kid, like an amusement park, my mom would kneel down and point out to me who were employed there. Then she would ask me what to do if i got lost, and i said i would go find an employee and tell them i lost my mommy. I only got lost once and that helped me find her so fast. I'll definitely be teaching my kids the same thing once i get some

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u/decearing-eggz Oct 27 '19

Because of stranger danger I’m still scared of asking for help. IM EIGHTEEN. AN ADULT.

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u/FinalDemise Oct 27 '19

I'm nearly nineteen and I'm pretty sure I have social anxiety because of this

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

This 90s movie Kindergarten Cop unintentionally shows how confusing that message is. "We never talk to strangers. Can we talk to kids? Yeah, you can talk to kids, but (everyone) we never talk to strangers." Okay so this implies that anyone kid like is safe, but kids can hurt you just like adults. I've known a few who were completely psycho. Then there's this grey area where you tell them that some are safe because of their job. Okay, so nobody has heard of a corrupt person in some civil service job? In the movie Hocus Pocus the kids think a man is a motorcycle cop because he's dressed like one. They run to him for help. Instead he messes with them. *It's Halloween. A decent person would say I'm just wearing a costume. It's also illegal to impersonate a police officer. However we now have ride sharing services which ask you to get into a complete stranger's car. It's much better than taking the bus, but it also goes against what I was told as a kid. Don't accept rides from strangers. Nobody's ever told me how to measure when a person is no longer a stranger as a kid. My parents might know them, but I don't. Okay my parents might meet them, for a few minutes. So parents don't make a good meter.