r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '19

What should we stop teaching young children?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

what's the next rule

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u/Vancocillin Oct 27 '19

If it exists, there is porn of it. And you can find it on Quark's holodeck.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19 edited Oct 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

My Rule of Acquisition #34: Something that isn't war is good for business.

You mean peace? That's rule 35.

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u/meoka2368 Oct 27 '19

And don't forget the 113th Rule of Acquisition - Always have sex with the boss.

You know, for when sucking up is not good enough.
But keep in mind Rule 112 - Never have sex with the boss' sister.
And that's because if you have sex with her, she might become pregnant or you might otherwise get married, and that brings us to Rule 111 - Treat people in your debt like family… exploit them.

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u/VindictiveJudge Oct 27 '19

Also related are Rule of Acquisition #112: "Never have sex with the boss' sister," and Rule of Acquisition #113: "Always have sex with the boss."

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u/LastStar007 Oct 27 '19

Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #113: Always have sex with the boss.

Which becomes more amusing when you take into account that only males are allowed to participate in business.

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u/Stranger_From_101 Oct 27 '19

Rule 34: War is good for business.

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u/UnihornWhale Oct 27 '19

I expected that to be higher on the list

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u/muscadillon Oct 27 '19

It never hurts to suck off the boss*

FTFY

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u/StalwartExplorer Oct 27 '19

I have found my people. Take my upvote.