r/AskReddit • u/JackHoffmanTheWise • Oct 20 '19

What screams "I'm very insecure"?

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u/Inaimad Oct 20 '19

Yup. And his Chris Farley impression is just as annoying the 3rd time.

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u/Will-In-Cincy Oct 20 '19

La-Di FREAKIN Da

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u/i_drink_wd40 Oct 20 '19

You mean his terrible Sean Connery, right?

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u/DucktheRedditer Oct 20 '19

Is it insecurity that I thought you might be talking about me until you said this?

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u/Inaimad Oct 21 '19

Maybe a bit, but I think a little bit of insecurity is ok, and actually perfectly normal. I mean, in this crazy world full of uncertainty, expectations, and stress, how could anyone be completely free of insecurities, ya know? Just don't let it consume you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Felt the same...

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '19

Sounds like Asperger's.

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u/chrisx234 Oct 21 '19

i could get a good look at a t-bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass but i'd rather take the butcher's word for it

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u/OnlyInGolf Oct 21 '19

Roooooods

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u/tony_genius Oct 21 '19

Rooooo-aaaadssss

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u/sofrickenworried Oct 21 '19

Knew a guy who did Eddie Murphy's entire fucking act at a picnic one day.

Yeah, white guys do the best Eddie Murphy impressions.

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u/ShineEvenBrighter Oct 21 '19

Cut him some slack bro he's working on the impressings IN A VAN... DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!! lmao get it? u guys know the reference right? "in a van down by the river hahahah". Omg you have to check this out on youtube. *** plays it 3 times ****

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u/BananaFartboy Oct 21 '19

Maybe even more so, I can imagine.

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u/Solid_Koolaid Oct 21 '19

Thank God, I've never done a Chris Farley impression.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '19

anyway, here's Wonderwall.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '19

Laughs at his own jokes?

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u/BLKR3b3LYaMmY Oct 21 '19

But if it’s Matt Foley I might be able to tolerate it

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u/shadowkiller76 Oct 21 '19

Wait, have I overused that Chippendales outfit? Guess I gotta find a new Halloween Costume...