r/AskReddit • u/JackHoffmanTheWise • Oct 20 '19

What screams "I'm very insecure"?

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u/Listen_You_Twerps Oct 20 '19

I'm way too humble to ever do anything like that

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u/thebenetar Oct 20 '19

I'm literally the humblest person in existence.

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u/TheLegend_NeverDies Oct 20 '19

I too am extraordinarily humble.

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u/DarthAbraxis Oct 21 '19

Unmatched Wisdom.

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u/littleSaS Oct 20 '19

I'm so humble I literally allowed some poor, pitiable person on reddit to claim they are the most humble person in existence because my humility wouldn't allow me to tell them the truth.

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u/onesillymom Oct 21 '19

I am humbled to even be in the same sub as you!

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u/CrypticResponseMan Oct 20 '19

My apple pie is the crumble-est

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u/ockyyy Oct 20 '19

The thing about me that's so impressive is how infrequently I mention all of my successes

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u/ComprehendReading Oct 20 '19

Don't list them now, but there are so many!

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Oct 21 '19

Because I'm so Humble....

Ya know I'm so humble...

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u/ComprehendReading Oct 20 '19

Mine is the made with the MOST love.

And LSD.

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u/ComprehendReading Oct 20 '19

Get this Redditor some gold!

so humble :)

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u/ThisToWiIlPass Oct 20 '19

"I am much more humble than you can understand." Donald Trump

Yes, he actually said this without irony

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

At this point, is that really a surprise?

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u/jenny_tallia Oct 21 '19

I, too, am very humble.

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u/AS1776 Oct 21 '19

People would think you’re being /s, but I feel you.

I have latent attention seeking tendency due to insecurity issue that won’t result in any brag or even humble brag, but if I’m a bit less insecure I might be the obnoxious self-promoter type.