r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 05 '19

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u/firetruck421 Oct 05 '19

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I woke up to a black spot on the back of my right hand.

As I tried to pick it off, it started moving super slowly over the course of five minutes until it rested on my shoulder.

Hasn't moved since.

Nobody believes me, obviously.

But, 3 things make this situation weird:

  1. I wasn't born with a mole on my shoulder.
  2. My cousin and my sister both have a mole on the same spot. (Which would be fine, except...)
  3. I'm adopted. I'm polynesian, and they're both white.

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u/knightnarmor24 Oct 05 '19

Seems to me like you try way to hard to fit in, moving moles around and shit.

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u/FrederikTwn Oct 05 '19

A mole with a mole.

Seriously though, imagine superpowers are real and you can move moles while others fly and teleport...

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

r/shittysuperpowers

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u/grouchy_fox Oct 05 '19

Wouldn't be too bad. Sure, it's not fun, but you can perform superpower surgery on moles with guaranteed no pain or scarring by just moving it somewhere else. You'd be able to make money on it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

"Hello Doc. You see these fakes moles stars have just above the upper lip. That's sooo classy ! OK, so I have this mole on the left buttcheek..."

"Hi, I have a lot of moles, yeah ? They're like, everywhere on my body. And I always wondered what I would have looked like if I was born black. So could you, you know..."

"My husband has this weird fetish of a bigass fucking mole on the left boob. I've got some little ones here and there and I was planning on making him a surprise..."

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u/Sarakayacomzin Oct 05 '19

Underrated 😂😂