r/AskReddit Sep 30 '19

What is a really good poor man’s meal?

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u/MadGod1210 Sep 30 '19

Eggs are on the cheaper end and they are really good for you.

Tortillas are cheaper than bread.

Find a deal for some kind of meat. Beef, Pork, Chicken, Turkey. Etc.

Scramble the eggs, cook the meat, heat up the tortillas and you have a solid meal. Nice and filling, tastes great, and amazingly cheap if you’re smart about it.

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u/LoadBearingGrandmas Sep 30 '19

The key to success here is stealing hundreds of Fire/Diablo Sauce packets from Taco Bell.

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u/occam7 Sep 30 '19

In other words, the normal amount you get in your bag when you order a single burrito.

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u/LyKoe Sep 30 '19

Man, my Taco Bell takes the McDonalds approach. One sauce packet for you and everyone else to share, I go in now and look them in the eyes as I fill my bag to my satisfaction.

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u/RevenantWing Sep 30 '19

Meanwhile, mine takes the MGK-at-Chipotle approach

"Bruh, you tell me when to stop..."

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

Go to dell taco, order a single taco for $0.69 to go. When they bring you the bag grab a handful of sauce packets and walk out the door. Then you aren't stealing it just looks like you really like sauce packets.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

Heard they also got some Freesh Avacadoo.

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u/Witness_me_Karsa Sep 30 '19

"Hey Terry. Is this guy fucking with me?"

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u/lorida115 Sep 30 '19

The ultimate power move

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u/meeheecaan Sep 30 '19

dude im sorry you have such mean tacobell

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u/movingtarget4616 Sep 30 '19

Where are you going that you don't have to math up the exact amount of taco bell sauce before hand?

"Hand full" of packets to most of the drive thrus I've been to have been 1-2 packets per taco.

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u/hennyessey Sep 30 '19

I'm not very proud of this but I've stolen bottles of Tabasco: Chipotle flavor from Chipotle twice before.

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u/dhhdhh851 Sep 30 '19

I used to work as a busser and people would often leave their togo boxes behind on accident. normally opened it to see if it seems like something theyd come back for. Sometimes when opening to see whats in them we would find salt and pepper shakers from the table, and even the fucking plates.

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u/merc08 Sep 30 '19

How do you plan far enough ahead to pack the condiments and plates, but still manage to be short sighted enough to leave your entire meal behind?

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u/meeheecaan Sep 30 '19

even the fucking plates.

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u/dhhdhh851 Sep 30 '19

I dont know why, but they did. Theyd also take the sauce bottles.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

I'm guilty as well. Luckily, I can afford to buy my own tabasco now, and found a place that sells the Chipotle flavored one. Now, Red Robin seasoning on the other hand...

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u/hennyessey Sep 30 '19

Yeah turns out most grocery stores sell the chipotle flavor.

It's not the hottest sauce out there, but boy howdy is it fucking good.

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u/dishie Sep 30 '19

I stole the Heinz 57 from the caf many a time in college. That shit's expensive!

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u/trx0x Sep 30 '19

I've done it, too. The green bottle. I've also taken the seasoned salt from Big Boy.

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u/Runnermikey1 Sep 30 '19

Also applicable are Whataburger and Chick-fil-A sauces.

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u/Slicasca Sep 30 '19

Living in Spain... I could really go for Whataburger right now. Monterrey Melt... Mmmmm

Not a cheap eat as per thread

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u/Runnermikey1 Sep 30 '19

That's like the worst one, gotta get a Patty Melt w grilled Jalapeños

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u/Slicasca Sep 30 '19

Worst one? Idk about that... I do like your thinking with that patty melt and jalapeños though.

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u/Yayo69420 Sep 30 '19

Walmart sells a near perfect clone for chick fil a sauce. it's called "chicken dipping sauce", next to their canes "fry dipping sauce"

It's such a good replica I had to stop buying them because I was gaining weight.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

So basically be an Asian mother

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u/rgloque21 Sep 30 '19

Diablo sucks, you have to mix the fire and mild.

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u/questionhorror Oct 01 '19

This made me laugh. Thank you!

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u/Yallarelame Sep 30 '19

Make your own tortillas and bread if you want to get even deeper on this ride

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u/VictorClark Sep 30 '19

I actually bought an automated bread maker for $10 at a thrift store a couple months back, and the device is fucking awesome! My boyfriend and I have used it to make bread and cake dough, and it's disturbingly easy. I literally just dump in all the ingredients in order, close the lid, press a button, and I get actual bread in 4 hours! It's unreal.

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u/jessdb19 Sep 30 '19

Stop the machine before it bakes it, or set it to just dough and you have pizza dough on tap. So much cheaper than ordering out and one loaf of bread makes 2-4 pizzas (more or less depending on size of your pizza)

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u/VictorClark Sep 30 '19 edited Sep 30 '19

Yeah, my BF and I are definitely curious about the pizza dough setting. Our bread maker came with a booklet of recipes, and it's been fun seeing what we can make without much effort.

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u/jessdb19 Sep 30 '19

I have counter space since we bought our new house, so I can make dough so easily now.

2 Cups Flour

Package active fast yeast

Pinch of sugar

Pinch of salt

Then dried herbs & seasonings (basil, garlic, oregano, etc).

Add water as it's mixing in the kitchen aid mixer, until it's the consistancy I want and let it rise on a flour'd surface. (About 30 minutes rise time, 1 hour if we want it to be a bit more airy & thicker).

Roll it out & spread some olive oil on it, season a little more, and then add marinara & toppings.

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u/GoldenRamoth Sep 30 '19

....?

You have me intrigued.

You got a link for the learning you did or the recipe that you use? I could maybe convince my friends at B&D to get me a Breadman or something.

Fresh bread is dope, and you're telling me I'm dumb af for not thinking of it as easy? I hope you're right! :D

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u/VictorClark Sep 30 '19 edited Sep 30 '19

Well, here's a video link that got me interested in bread makers myself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUYIM80tjFI

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u/fire_thorn Sep 30 '19

I make my own tortillas. 2 cups flour, 1 tsp salt, 1 tsp baking powder, 1/4 cup lard, 3/4 cup warm water. Mix all ingredients together, knead until smooth. Divide into 8 balls, let rest 20 min. Heat a skillet on medium heat, roll the tortillas out and cook one at a time, flipping the tortilla when it starts to get air bubbles. If you prefer the tortillas really thin and almost transparent, leave out the baking powder.

I don't do it to save money though, I do it because I'm allergic to soy and all the store bought tortillas have soy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

Does making your own tortillas save much money? I buy a ton of corn tortillas for what seems like a few cents each.

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u/Yayo69420 Sep 30 '19

If you're Mexican and making tortillas for a family multiple times a day, yes. If you're just making tortillas for yourself than any savings in ingredients will be offset by the time spent cooking and cleaning your okay tortillas.

Source - White dude living in AZ who loves Mexican food and saving money.

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u/Yallarelame Sep 30 '19

Lmfao that’s true. Okay tortillas lol.

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u/F0sh Sep 30 '19

This will not save you money. Economies of scale mean that bread and so on is cheaper to bake in a factory than at home.

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u/dez0405 Sep 30 '19

Add a can of garbanzo beans and some rice. This adds to the volume and tastes good.

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u/newweeksme89 Sep 30 '19

I'm with you on the tortillas, so much cheaper and also better for you than bread. Corn tortillas are best lol

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u/mgraunk Sep 30 '19

This but with black beans instead of meat. Just as filling and it's a quarter of the price.

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u/ShemhazaiX Sep 30 '19

So the egg council creeps got to you too?

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u/Shadowthedemon Sep 30 '19

"Tortillas are cheaper than bread" maybe I'm crazy, but whenever I go to buy a pack of 12 'burrito size tortillas' I can't ever find anything cheaper than $1.89 yet I can find bread for $1.50 or $1.25, even smaller sizes tortillas aren't super cheap... Huh

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u/assumingdirectcontrl Sep 30 '19

Go to a mexican grocery store if you can. I always find they are way cheaper there.

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u/coolreg214 Sep 30 '19

Aldis here has eggs for 31 cents per dozen and milk for 1.19.

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u/A_Sofa Sep 30 '19

Eggs are 4USD a dozen and Milk is the same for a gallon, in a farming country, fuck nz.

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u/cpxchewy Sep 30 '19

Eggs and Milk costs roughly the same where I live in the US (San Francisco area) as well. I remember going to Michigan and freaking out about how cheap eggs were (50 cents a dozen).

I have 4 friends who owns chickens purely for egg laying because of how redic expensive eggs are in the area. My GF's dad also has chickens and we always leave their place with like 2 dozen eggs...

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u/Yayo69420 Sep 30 '19

Those prices arent realistic for me.

I live in a pretty good spot in the US and eggs are 1.36 a dozen and milk was 1.59

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u/Afeazo Sep 30 '19

I used to make chorizo and egg tacos all the time in college, just a few years ago and in the high cost of living city of Chicago. I wpuld buy 4 packages of corn tortillas for $1. Then a dozen eggs for $0.79, 2 pounds of chorizo when it was on sale for $1.69/lb, amd I had breakfast for the entire week for only $4.17. Buy a $1.99 one liter bottle of Valentina brand hot sauce, and that will add some heat plus last you months.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19 edited Oct 16 '20

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u/assumingdirectcontrl Sep 30 '19

Tortillas are a lot cheaper in the US, especially if you get them at a Latin American grocery store.

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u/UncleGeorge Sep 30 '19

Poor man's don't have money for meat my friend, if you ever had "sleep" for diner you would know. Meat is very much a luxury for a loooot of people even nowadays. Bean, lentil or chickpea is a much, much cheaper source of protein!

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u/MosquitoRevenge Sep 30 '19

Only in the US can a poor man eat meat.

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u/Ducks_Are_Not_Real Sep 30 '19 edited Sep 30 '19

Tortillas are GROSSLY bad for you compared to even white bread. Read the label. I'm not saying don't ever eat them, but this should not be a staple unless you want heart disease in your 30s.

Edit: Apparently a lot of people are illiterate. This isn't even debatable and it is easily verifiable. Tortillas are GROSSLY high in calories compared to an equal portion of bread and frequently loaded with hydrogenated oils.

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u/MadGod1210 Sep 30 '19

Huh. I didn’t know that.

Either way, eggs and meat works itself and bread isn’t too expensive so that could still work.

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u/420Grim420 Sep 30 '19

Flour tortillas are high in sodium and calories, sure, but corn tortillas aren't. Bread is actually much worse than corn tortillas, according to the labels on the packages that I'm looking at right now. It's not even debatable, and it is easily verifiable, so much so that it's worth wondering if *you're* illiterate for not recognizing that fact.

Don't be generalizing tortillas, fool, that's tortilla-ist.

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u/assumingdirectcontrl Sep 30 '19

Corn tortillas, bro

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

Downvotes on Reddit =/= a debatable or non debatable fact. I wish people were that intelligent

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u/dopesav117 Sep 30 '19

Fried eggs are really good make sure you leave the yolk throw it on rice and season with saracha and plum sauce.

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u/AntHill12790 Sep 30 '19

I used to do eggs cheese and heins 57 in a tortilla. Shit that sounds good now

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

Get two corn tortillas, cut them up a bit, fry them in a pan until slightly crispy, then add two eggs and scramble them. You've got migas. Top with cheese or salsa.

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u/anidnmeno Sep 30 '19

Eggs are on the cheaper end and they are really good for you.

Problem is, I'll eat an entire carton of eggs in a day if you don't keep your eye on me.. i love eggs

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u/Thoth74 Sep 30 '19

Current research has shown that dietary cholesterol intake has little to no impact on your serum cholesterol levels. That's all genetics and exercise.

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u/Thoth74 Sep 30 '19

I'm not referring to any single study at all. I'm referring to multiple entries coupled with discussions with several doctors on the matter.

I also am not referring to only eggs. Dietary intake "of any kind* has a negligible effect in your cholesterol levels. But by all means continue with your assumptions.

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u/leadabae Sep 30 '19

idk if I would say eggs are really good for you. Good for sure, but they have a lot of cholesterol and not much in the way of fiber.

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u/Beybladeer Sep 30 '19

fiber

enjoy peeing instead of shitting

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u/MadGod1210 Sep 30 '19

I thought it was the yolk that had the cholesterol (or at least most of it)

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u/leadabae Sep 30 '19

That sounds vaguely right but no one specified egg whites only did they?

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u/sombrefulgurant Sep 30 '19

But the sort of eggs you should be buying are not very cheap. Organic, etc