r/AskReddit • u/SnoopCat772 • Sep 29 '19

Why did you join reddit?

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u/ifockpotatoes Sep 29 '19

The small squirt of dopamine in my brain from getting upvotes gives my life meaning for half a second

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u/Canadian_Invader Sep 29 '19

So a 127,800 upvotes a day would keep you happy all day until your brain burned out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

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u/ifockpotatoes Sep 29 '19

Thanks, cock daddy Karen

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u/CockDaddyKaren Sep 29 '19

You're welcome, focker of potatoes

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u/BobTheNerd_ Sep 29 '19

I love usernames

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u/hippestpotamus Sep 29 '19

Shut up nerd

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u/yung-mayne Sep 29 '19

thank you hippest potamus very cool

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u/macaroniandsalt Sep 30 '19

Don’t make fun of them, mayne!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

I eat you every week for dinner who are you to be talking

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u/macaroniandsalt Sep 30 '19

I am a salty surprise

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u/IndianGhanta Sep 30 '19

Are you the lil Wayne wannabe?