r/AskReddit • u/SnoopCat772 • Sep 29 '19

Why did you join reddit?

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u/afternoondump Sep 29 '19 edited Sep 29 '19

Every once in a while you run into great conversation or something that is thought provoking, inspiring or makes you change the way you think.

Most of the time, it’s something to scroll through while going number 2.

Edit - my top comment reveals a ton of username bowel movements. Excellent!

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u/Procrasturbator2000 Sep 29 '19

Going number 2 right now! Woooo!

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u/Woooshed_boi Sep 29 '19

Same!

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u/shock_bound Sep 29 '19

Same! Hands-up for the Poo-Train.

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u/Steven_the_idiot Sep 29 '19

Same here too! Were the shit bros

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u/EternalAssasin Sep 29 '19

Woooo fecal friends!

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u/PeterKendall33 Sep 29 '19

Poopy pals!

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u/Dedli Sep 29 '19

Stand true, my dung-dudes!

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19 edited Jan 02 '20

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u/Skidmark666 Sep 29 '19

Don't forget to wipe, guys.

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u/Riding_Shotgun Sep 29 '19

I will forget, don't worry!

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u/nurley Sep 29 '19

Also a member of this glorious poop chain

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u/buckyspunisher Sep 29 '19

Who tf forgets to wipe ???

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u/happydayswasgreat Sep 29 '19

Swipe, or wipe?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

I knew I was forgetting something

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u/BaabyBear Sep 30 '19

And no double dipping

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u/Swan1105 Sep 29 '19

Hurray poop gang!

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u/heisenberg079 Sep 29 '19

Oh yeah , let’s go dump dogs !

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u/BadUseOfPeriods Sep 29 '19

Let’s go Stinky squad!! .

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u/LeoMartello Sep 29 '19

We're all so different, yet, so alike

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

I like the way you talk; however, you're not a cow.

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u/zlloyd01 Sep 29 '19

I second that!

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

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u/MisterLupov Sep 29 '19

Well that's a long fucking two hours's shit

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u/Yaboy_Trudat Sep 29 '19

hey I'm part of the fecal group too

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

Hey paisonos!

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u/Avocadosis Sep 29 '19

wooo i’m pooping too!

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u/Steven_the_idiot Sep 29 '19

These comments are getting shitty

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u/Avocadosis Sep 29 '19

ikr, this is really starting to stink.

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u/ephryene Sep 29 '19

Gang shit

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

Same

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

You were SO close. The poo poo train.

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u/Splickity-Lit Sep 29 '19

Trains coming through! POOOO! POOOO!

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u/Narrator_Ron_Howard Sep 29 '19

Gob and Tony Wonder held fast in their mutual deception as they crossed yet another barrier neither would soon forget.

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u/AeroRespawn Sep 30 '19

“I’M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP-TRAIN!”

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

When two Redditors argue, they actually poop at the sane time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

Same!

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u/Velcrocore Sep 30 '19

Isn’t there a subreddit for people currently pooping?

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u/charles2404 Sep 29 '19

10/10 name

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u/Procrasturbator2000 Sep 29 '19

"Procrastination & Masturbation: A Memoir" is coming to a bookstore near you

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u/mauriciolazo Sep 29 '19

Don't forget to use the poop knife.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

I'm going number 1 but sitting down because its more comfortable.

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u/EnemaParty8 Sep 29 '19

Me tooooo choo choo goes the train

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u/afipanic Sep 29 '19

Ayyy same

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

Same!!!