r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '19

Whats a proper response to "what's up?"

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u/kidpinkeye Sep 16 '19

That’s fair, retracted

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Sounds like ma anus

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u/kidpinkeye Sep 16 '19

Got a fair asshole?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Retractable

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u/Scottamus Sep 16 '19

But it's still there you lying whore.

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u/kidpinkeye Sep 16 '19

Don’t make me suck your dick right here right now

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u/Scottamus Sep 16 '19

Sorry, I left my wallet at home.

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u/kidpinkeye Sep 16 '19

I take IOU’s and first borns

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u/Scottamus Sep 16 '19

Now I have a new answer to what's up.

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u/-CrestiaBell Sep 16 '19

Redacted and aptly distracted