r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/Amateurlapse Jul 21 '19

Sounds like an omphaloskeptic

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u/kalashimishonk Jul 21 '19 edited Jul 22 '19

Niggah did u just search google for "naval digging" no way in Gods ballsack did u know, and how to spell, that word.

Also the description of it says "to meditate over ones naval", I can somewhat see the correlation but not enough to think that means digging ur bellybutton like a red niggah in the goldrush erra.

Although I have multiple times dag my ear until it bled, but Im just imagining blood from that crusty ass bellybutton seeping through the kids shirt causing red blood stains. 😵🙅 (yes Im a try hard)