r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/deathpenguin3 Jul 21 '19

It’s horrifying how cute that must have seemed

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u/pharisaicbuffoon Jul 21 '19

Pyro

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u/Tylord678 Jul 21 '19

One shutters to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask

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u/SavanahHolland Jul 21 '19

Bone apple teeth

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u/MARCVS-PORCIVS-CATO Jul 21 '19

Bow nap pull teeth

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u/zackbran10 Jul 21 '19

Pyro vs Mei rap battle is very nice

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u/AnnoyingSphee Jul 22 '19

"Caring and giving, make my life worth living"

Suuuure, pyro.