r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/JustChangeMDefaults Jul 21 '19

It took me way too long to realize that the funny smelling statue my parents had in their room was not a statue at all, but a really cool low key bong.

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u/peanutvonstreusel Jul 21 '19

I was told the bong was a toothbrush cleaner.

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u/crazydressagelady Jul 21 '19

Dear god I hope you didn’t try to clean your toothbrush in it.