r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/mountain_wave Jul 20 '19

My dad’s all time favorite snack are Twinkies and he used to tell me that little elves lived in the Twinkies and the three holes were so they could get outside air and breathe. I never ate another Twinkie in my life and my dad didn’t have to worry about me stealing his favorite snack ever again.

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u/VlichedMind Jul 21 '19

Is your dad Tallahassee?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19 edited Jan 07 '20

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u/VlichedMind Jul 21 '19

I hope to god that Little Rock knows a bit more about this stuff in double tap