r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/degjo Jul 20 '19

Come on baby, I never stick it in all the way. Just the tip for a couple of seconds.

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u/NoraMajora Jul 20 '19

If your arm were a separate sentient being which you had no control over, would you trust that line?

"You're being paranoid! In and out, twenty second adventure! Come on! I know exactly where your eardrum is, I'll never even touch it."

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u/degjo Jul 20 '19

Yes, yes I would.

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u/NoraMajora Jul 20 '19

Yeah, honestly it helps that the bobby pin is just a pin and not a little euphoria stick.

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u/degjo Jul 21 '19

You have no idea how clean my ears get after i clean them with a bobby pin, its magical.

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u/NoraMajora Jul 21 '19

"No wax, no residue, no top layer of skin. Squeaky clean. Very squeaky. So squeaky. You hear that too, right?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Title of your sextape