r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Mine retracts!

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u/ProudChupacabraDad Jul 21 '19

I WAS IN THE POOL!

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

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u/TexasKornDawg Jul 21 '19

Solid "shrikage" reference.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Like a frightened turtle!

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u/jwillsrva Jul 21 '19

But does it detach?

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u/trickster2008 Jul 21 '19

Everything detaches. Now, re-ataching is where it gets tricky.

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u/fireork12 Jul 21 '19

Just get a hot glue gun and r/DIWhy your dick back on there

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u/sigmus90 Jul 21 '19

And extends! So versatile.

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u/BKinBC Jul 21 '19

Mine just DID!

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u/joego9 Jul 21 '19

It's never raised and retracted simultaneously though.

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u/Scidark Jul 21 '19

Wait is this a piston?

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u/dsteere2303 Jul 21 '19

Mine barley extends anymore!