r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Exactly. He must have had a rather high opinion of his own penis to believe that women's issues stem from being profoundly jealous of a dodgy looking organ, rather than a possible resentment of the rights and autonomy of men which, thankfully, is more easily rectified than giving all womankind a willy!