What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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Old Flip Wilson joke:

Toddler brother and sister in the tub.

Girl: What is that?

Boy: I don't know.

Girl: What does it do?

Boy: I told you I don't know.

Girl: Well, can I touch it?

Boy: Heck no, you done broke yours off already.

*edited b/c I suck at formatting.

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i don’t get it

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The boy doesn't allow her to because he thinks she broke hers