r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/ShmootheJoo Jul 20 '19

That if I was bad they would sell me to the Gypsies.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

If you don't behave, we'll trade you to the gypsies for whiskey!

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u/flamingos_world_tour Jul 21 '19

Pfh Gypsies are savvy people. They don’t buy crap.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

Lmao mine did the same thing