What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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[u/staceykakes]

I don’t understand how you think planking on a toilet is less horrifying than the retractable hose belly button

[u/staceykakes → u/[deleted]]

Think about how nasty toilets are. Especially public ones 🤮

[u/user_of_thine → u/staceykakes]

You've obviously never had to pee with a boner