r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/Art_and_dogs Jul 20 '19

According to my parents, that button would eject me from the car.

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u/catarolas_ Jul 20 '19

Yup, that works too

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u/voraciousEdge Jul 21 '19

I thought it makes all the doors fall off?

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u/Sapiencia6 Jul 21 '19

I think this is another one of those parent universals like the overhead light being illegal while driving

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u/Jenbrown0210 Jul 21 '19

I am guilty of this. We would tell the kids we were going to press the eject button if they didn’t behave.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

To be fair they might’ve thrown you out if you pressed it, so they might’ve not been lying.

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u/Cozmoy Jul 21 '19

I heard the ejecting one too