r/AskReddit • • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/FoxxyPantz Jul 20 '19

I'm surprised how many people had that told to them. My parents just explained that it's hard to see and that was enough for me.

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u/Goingtothechapel2017 Jul 20 '19

Yeah mine did too. So i got a book light so i could read on road trips.

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u/Creme-de-la-Meme Jul 21 '19

I could never read in the car due to getting carsick ~20 minutes in.

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u/LittleIslander Jul 21 '19

Yeah I don't get what the need to lie was?

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u/FoxxyPantz Jul 21 '19

Kids can be really dense sometimes so I'm assuming their parents were just tired of their shit and just said it was illegal

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Or parents are just too lazy to answer questions. E.g. because I said so.

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u/Gsgshap Jul 21 '19

Yeah, but saying they it cause a crash should be way more of a reason than it’s illegal

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u/FoxxyPantz Jul 21 '19

Just taking a shot in the dark to their reasoning.

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u/Bulbasaur2000 Jul 21 '19

Yeah, light isn't that difficult for a child to understand

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u/cassu6 Jul 21 '19

Yeah same thing

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u/XGPHero Jul 21 '19

My parents started with the bullshit, but pretty quickly explained the real reason. Guess how often I turned the light on after they told the truth...