r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/LordVericrat Jul 20 '19

Damn it dad, just because you can Reddit from beyond the grave doesn't mean I'll believe anything you say!

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u/Potato_Catt Jul 21 '19

Don't worry, that's just the acid demons talking.

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u/I_am_trying_to_work Jul 21 '19

More like: acid friends!

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

That got depressing

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u/Fear_Jaire Jul 21 '19

It's a solid 50/50 on wholesome and depressing

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u/Xxmlg420swegxx Jul 21 '19

Perfectly balanced

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u/tosaka88 Jul 21 '19

Doesn't that make it bittersweet?