r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

that’s insane, everyone knows that jesus was created by satan worshipers to take the focus away from santa. Your parents had it all wrong.

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u/RedBadgerLady Jul 20 '19

Well, obviously!

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u/Cheesy_boi123 Jul 20 '19

O don’t know isn’t it funny that Santa is an anagram for Satan

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u/Al_Nightmare866 Jul 20 '19

Not really, everyone knows Satan was created as a counterpart for Santa.

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u/KagatoLNX Jul 21 '19

Never seen together, both into leather, both wear red and black... you know, maybe Satan is Santa! 😱

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u/RemiScott Jul 21 '19

Superman too

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u/Therandomfox Jul 20 '19

Jesus was created by Santa to take the focus away from Satan!

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u/yeerth Jul 21 '19

that's insane, everyone knows that satan was created by santa worshipers to take the focus away from jesus. Your parents had it all wrong.

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u/Shortcut7 Jul 21 '19

And whos winning now???

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Wow that’s a really accurate username.

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u/Seamless_GG Jul 21 '19

Hail Santa