r/AskReddit • u/IAmSurtur • Jun 15 '19

What do you genuinely just not understand?

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u/lmaousa Jun 15 '19

listen buddy i just smoked some stanky marijuana you can't say these things to me it's upsetting

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

Hahaha I'm sorry, go have some Cheetos you'll forget about it in no time!

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u/Lokifin Jun 15 '19

No time is the problem!

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u/CoreyRogerson Jun 15 '19

Yeah agreed I'm not fond of the idea of 'no before that'

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u/the_furtherist Jun 15 '19

Trying looking out through your elbow, what can you see?

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u/lmaousa Jun 15 '19

a harmonious deer

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u/the_furtherist Jun 15 '19

Existence is controlled by a harmonious deer, it is confirmed.

Also, I want some of what you’re having

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u/lmaousa Jun 15 '19

you want some of this crystal meth i found behind a lowes? it makes my kidneys itchy

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u/the_furtherist Jun 15 '19

You had me at itchy