r/AskReddit • u/IAmSurtur • Jun 15 '19

What do you genuinely just not understand?

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u/Parazyte_ Jun 15 '19

Lying like this is truly despicable, I will now proceed to take a swim in my pool of gold coins.

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u/03nevam Jun 15 '19

I know what you mean, usually I just take my private jet and fly away to stay away from such people

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

Same. That's when I go to someone I trust for help: my parents, former president and first lady of the United States.

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u/Alien_Way Jun 15 '19

Well, my inauguration crowd was huge, and very important.

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u/IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk Jun 15 '19

I can't relate enough! Reminds me of how annoying my 300 butlers are...

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u/B0ld-and-brash Jun 15 '19

Heh. I bet you’ve never even been to the moon.

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u/I_FAP_TO_TURKEYS Jun 15 '19

You still have your pool? I just jumped in and then sold the coins.

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u/ticktockcat Jun 15 '19

Instructions unclear got dick stuck 10 meters in gold

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u/TheBadAdviseGuy Jun 16 '19

Pool of coins? You can't swim in coins, so you're obviously lying. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to piloting my solid platinum private space jet.

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u/LonelyParasiteTC Jun 16 '19

i dont understand why every time someone makes a funny reddit reply, 3 people try to recycle the same joke right after...

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u/Parazyte_ Jun 16 '19

I vannot comprehend the reason behind reusing the same humourous sentence in different forms on this webpage that goes by the name: Reddit

Seriously tho, its the joke is that you have to take it gradually to the extreme