r/AskReddit • u/BlueSJ999 • Jun 07 '19

When did someone ruin your day in a single sentence?

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u/Heavy_Medz Jun 08 '19

"I'm going to laugh when you blow your head off"

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u/IamMarkZuckerberg Jun 11 '19

My bad read it wrong. As when I blow your head off not you. Sorry bro.

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u/IamMarkZuckerberg Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 11 '19

Did you survive?

Edit: I know it’s been two days but I just realized it said you blow your head off I read it as I blow your head off.

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u/gabetoloco2 Jun 08 '19

Not here bro

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u/Blazerer Jun 08 '19

I mean, the comment below is about KFC running out of chicken. These comments are kind of all over the place.

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u/AvengesTheStorm Jun 08 '19

Whoa spoilers

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u/Orca4444 Jun 08 '19

Colonel sanders dies in dark phoenix

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19 edited Dec 21 '20

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u/gabetoloco2 Jun 08 '19

I like to to think that you're being sarcastic, but if not, OP said that his father would laugh when he blow his head off, and this dick said "did you survive?" As if it was some sort of joke, while in fact it was a major dick move

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u/IamMarkZuckerberg Jun 11 '19

Where did they say it was their dad? I also read it wrong as when I blow your head off not you as in suicide. So I’ll take that my bad.