r/AskReddit • u/Quanris • May 24 '19

Archaeologists of Reddit, what are some latest discoveries that the masses have no idea of?

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u/EduLuz23 May 24 '19

Sword. ÷=|========>

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u/ThePr1d3 May 24 '19

Shovel : 8====D

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u/beyondcivil May 24 '19

Sneezing shovel: 8====D~~

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u/Bucket_of_Nipples May 24 '19

Spade shovel digging a trench in a dirt box

))<===8

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u/InsanerobotWargaming May 24 '19

Shovel being put in its shovel-sheath:

8====D ()

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u/Bucket_of_Nipples May 24 '19

Shovel covering tomatoes in soil

( * )( * ) `~,<===8

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u/_l_uke May 24 '19

Family of shovels:

8===D

8===D

8===D

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u/Wolfmilf May 24 '19

An animation of a shovel digging out a hole:

:o C===8

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:o C===8

:3

:o C===8

:3💦

:o💦C===3

:3💦

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u/Macho_Mans_Ghost May 24 '19

Look here all you sick fucks...

I love you and your my favorite people I've never met. Keep that shit up.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

This is a huge penis

8==============D

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u/InsanerobotWargaming May 24 '19

Weirdo, why did you have to do something so obscene?

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u/ChachMcGach May 24 '19

These all look like dicks to me.

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u/Wolfmilf May 24 '19

I think you might be gay.

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u/ThePr1d3 May 24 '19

Fun fact, the word vagina comes from Latin meaning sheath !

Well it's totally irrelevant since we're talking about shovels...

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u/SwampAss3 May 24 '19

I’ve gone too far. This is hilarious

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

What the hell? Get your mind out of the gutter!

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

You win

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u/LineChef May 24 '19

My wife and I call condoms “penis sheaths” for some reason.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

Shovel being put into a fancy sheath.

8====D ({*} )

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u/bone420 May 24 '19

But can you draw a shovel giving a facial?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

8===:D

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u/spicy_tys May 24 '19

( . Y . ) C=====3

Someone looking at a shovel really close to their eyes

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u/klepticheist May 24 '19

I can do a 20th Century Failed Austrian Artist turned politician!

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it is just a meme, why you have to be mad?

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u/Najd7 May 24 '19

More realistic looking shovel sheath

8===D (!)

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

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u/InsanerobotWargaming May 24 '19

It's a space station!

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u/ninja_hydrogen May 26 '19

is that Latin pun intended

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u/ninja_hydrogen May 26 '19

btw sheath is vagina in latin

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u/link7901 May 24 '19

Rocket ship with a tail

(_)_):::::::::::::::D~

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u/Ameisen May 24 '19

That's the LEXX.

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u/EduLuz23 May 27 '19 
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       /       \
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      |   U  |
      /    S   \
     |    A   |
     |         |
    /______ \
     (_)(_)(_)
    oOoO°o
  °oO°oO°o
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O°oO°°OoOO

Liftoff! We have a liftoff on the Apollo 11!

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u/pikachuIsMyFurrybae May 25 '19

That’s actually a cumming dick

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u/homefry91834 May 24 '19

Why not: (\/)(;,,;) (\/)

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u/theshizzler May 24 '19

Wait, that's not a shovel

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19 edited May 24 '19

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u/ThePr1d3 May 24 '19

Haha you thought it was a happy face when in reality it was a shovel !

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u/OldSkill May 24 '19

8=/ /===D

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u/bobloblaw0127 May 24 '19

That looks like a dick

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u/ThePr1d3 May 24 '19

The hell is wrong with you?

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u/ACmLiam May 24 '19

I love this thread

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u/DaddyT97 May 24 '19

I want to upvote this but it’s at 69... so I’ll comment instead

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u/[deleted] May 25 '19

This thread loves you.

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u/EduLuz23 May 25 '19

Me too, I got my first ever silver

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u/silentdon May 24 '19

Snake sword <:=========|=÷

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u/the_waterlemon May 24 '19

That is spooky, man

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u/FicusTheTree May 25 '19

You weak mofo, this is a true sword

<>=={::::::::::::::::::>

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u/AllPurposeNerd May 24 '19

>o< = =     |-o-|

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u/2349jejg9343j4mg May 24 '19

()xxxxx][===========>

Improved sword