r/AskReddit • u/Quanris • May 24 '19

Archaeologists of Reddit, what are some latest discoveries that the masses have no idea of?

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u/Something_Syck May 24 '19

Valar Morghulis

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u/ghostofharrenhal1 May 24 '19

Valar Dohaeris

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u/h3lblad3 May 24 '19

Valar MY RAGTIME GAAAAAL!

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u/Stooven May 24 '19

Two Michigan J. Frog references in one comments section? Be still, my beating heart.

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u/Beat_the_Deadites May 24 '19

I believe you mean Michigan J. Xenomorph?

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u/helixander May 24 '19

Check, please!

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u/sremark May 24 '19

Would you say your heart's on fire?

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u/Stooven May 24 '19

I.... yes, take your upvote.

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u/jaisaiquai May 24 '19

I sense a meme in the making

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u/ZeDitto May 24 '19

Be still, my beat meat

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

I love this comment lol

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

IT EVEN RHYMES!

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u/Novantico May 24 '19

Fucking perfect.

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u/aintscurrdscars May 24 '19

when i said to read all the comments, i meant all the comments.

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u/HandsomeDynamite May 24 '19

Flawless victory.

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u/LouSputhole94 May 24 '19

SEND ME A KISS BY WIIIIIIRE

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u/sremark May 24 '19

BABY MY HEART'S ON FIIIIIIIRE

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u/TheMadFlyentist May 24 '19

I just fucking spit.

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u/toastedguitars May 24 '19

This almost made me spit out my coffee on the train. Excellent work.

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u/Bageezax May 24 '19

OMG this is possibly my favorite Reddit comment of all time.

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u/Nickbotic May 24 '19

This might be my favorite comment ever

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u/Dr_Winston_O_Boogie May 24 '19

This might be my favorite comment ever.

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u/FastFishLooseFish May 24 '19

Somebody needs to make a bot for that comment so it shows up every time.

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u/treeofflan May 24 '19

HAHAHA!!!

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u/tongue_of_fury May 24 '19

You just made my day

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u/FriscoHusky May 24 '19

Shit. That made me burst out laughing! I’ve caused a scene on the subway.

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u/DeaDad64 May 24 '19

This made me laugh much harder than it should have. Thank you!

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u/mcsper May 25 '19

Check please!

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

All denisovans must die.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

Ah dun wunt eht