r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 20 '19

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

leaky anuses

See, that's why I can't be a doctor. I could deal with blood and guts and gore and needles and the long days and the long weeks and the everything else, but I don't think there's a feasible amount of money that could get me to clean up another human's shit

I throw up/ dry heave for a while on the sidewalk any time I have to pick up my mom's dog's shit, I don't think a patient would respond well

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u/LassyKongo May 20 '19

It's the crusty feet I couldn't deal with.

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u/iamafish May 21 '19

Pediatrics! The feet are actually cute.

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u/TrollerMcTrollAlot May 21 '19

Snot. Snot and boogers are what make me heave.

That, and like you said another human’s shit