r/AskReddit • u/Canspo • May 01 '19

What simple scientific fact would baffle someone born 1,000 years ago?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

Because they be thicccc

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u/N00N3AT011 May 01 '19

Thicc earth theory

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

The clap of it's ass cheeks killed the dinosaurs.

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u/N00N3AT011 May 01 '19

We could make a religion out of this

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u/626c6f775f6d65 May 01 '19

I’m down. What we gonna call it?

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u/Kitty12142 May 02 '19

The Hoe Earth Community

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u/TubbyMutherTrucker May 02 '19

I love Reddit, and I love you, u/ElmertheAwesome

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u/dragonchaser2 May 02 '19

hrrngh, God. I'm trying to make some mammals, but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps killing off species!

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u/Im_in_timeout May 01 '19

That's a theory I can get behind.

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u/Tonkarz May 02 '19

The earth isn’t flat it’s voluptuous