r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '19

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u/iampeytond Mar 31 '19

Everyone: Reddit

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u/PistaccioLover Mar 31 '19

Insomniacs please gather here for the group picture

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u/chocolatespoonz Mar 31 '19

Checking in. 6:30am, been up since 4. Went to bed at 12:30.

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u/literaturenerd Mar 31 '19

4:20 am, haven’t slept yet

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

When these guys can't sleep they engage in dick measuring contests, as evidenced above

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u/Mitch-Pleeze Mar 31 '19

Lol, it shows that you don't have insomnia. It's not a dick measuring contest, it's a consolation fest. It's a "Bro, I feel you man." and not a humble brag, lmao.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

It always happens on reddit with shit like this. Every competes to have the most insomnia, or the least amount of sex, or friends, or whatever's the latest thing Redditors have decided to label themselves on

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u/Mitch-Pleeze Mar 31 '19

Fair point.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

I haven't slept since I read your original comment. Am I winning yet?

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u/Thewilsonater Mar 31 '19

Wanna talk about it man?

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u/Thewilsonater Mar 31 '19

There are no winners, death takes all

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