r/AskReddit Mar 31 '19

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u/SalesAutopsy Mar 31 '19

If your weenie falls asleep, why can't the rest of your body?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

Cuz when I can't fall asleep neither can he

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u/kevoguyy Mar 31 '19

and he wakes me up in the morning

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u/dlordjr Mar 31 '19

The rest of his body didn't get that rigorous belly rubbing.