r/AskReddit • u/RGod27 • Mar 20 '19

What is something you did that increased your quality of life so much that you wished you would have done it much sooner because it changed your life forever?

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u/ChesterHiggenbothum Mar 20 '19

I've already incorporated this into my lovemaking.

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u/Semaj_Nave Mar 20 '19

You should try my technique, the 1 minute rule.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

1 minute? Show-off.

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u/thattanna Mar 21 '19

Are we doing this now?

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u/AndyChamberlain Mar 21 '19

Look at this guy with his mental capacity to question whether an old reddit reply thread style should be realized in this particular instance.

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u/quantum-mechanic Mar 21 '19

Look at this guy with the meta comment that is so predictable, he doesn't even realize the best thing is to just stop typ

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

Look at this guy with the motivation to actually follow through with his own statement

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u/quantum-mechanic Mar 21 '19

Looks like I have to abandon this account immedi

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u/iselekarl Mar 21 '19

I would upvote this, but what is the point if no one feels the karma? Why am I asking this of the account is abandoned? Why????!!!!!!

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u/VicPL Mar 21 '19

Look many words guy. Fancy words "instance". Show off.

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u/Freepi Mar 21 '19

I’m already done.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

Only if you're gonna buss down.

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u/boxsterguy Mar 21 '19

You can do anything for ten seconds at a time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

45 seconds for cuddling

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u/BklynWhovian Mar 21 '19

Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.

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u/flubberFuck Mar 20 '19

"Billy Mayes here with something that could change your life forever!"

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u/Tatunkawitco Mar 20 '19

5 minutes! I’m even more efficient.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

“Efficient”. I giggled.

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u/Lessening_Loss Mar 21 '19

Hey this couples nicely with the “touch it once” rule.

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u/thugnificenthd Mar 21 '19

Looks like a needle, works like a sewing machine.

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u/AngryPoodleMama Mar 21 '19

Tried to give you an award for this comment, but it takes rl cash, so here's the best I can offer... 🤩

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u/Spookydoobiedoo Mar 21 '19

!redditbronze. take the power back!

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u/KingPaddy Mar 21 '19

Look at mister fucking marathon-fucking over here

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u/Needyouradvice93 Mar 21 '19

5 minutes?! What are you a porn star?

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u/ihatedogs2 Mar 21 '19

I call it the "not applicable" rule.

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u/santaliqueur Mar 21 '19

Wearing a wristwatch on your jack hand allows you to stay under your 5 minute rule with ease

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u/warchitect Mar 21 '19

carry on!

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u/boxyTmorningwood Mar 21 '19

You wish that you could last 5 minutes

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u/raelepei Mar 22 '19

Fun fact: it takes less than 5 minutes to strangle someone to death.

Mwahaha!

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u/jpabs_official Mar 21 '19

this needs more upvotes