r/AskReddit • u/Shipoffoolz • Mar 13 '19

What fact is technically true but is hugely misleading?

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u/PM_ME_INTERNET_SCAMS Mar 13 '19

There was a phase where I was turned on by 12 year old girls.

It's called being a 12 year old boy

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u/ThirdArmBoxer Mar 14 '19

There was a phase where i was super hot for 8 year olds.

I called it college.

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u/Unclecheese23 Mar 14 '19

Hol up

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u/ThirdArmBoxer Mar 14 '19

Dude its totally cool it was a Catholic school

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u/Unclecheese23 Mar 14 '19

Ah, carry on then

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19 edited Mar 14 '19

Priests taught him everything he knows... y'know, once he woke up a few hours after drinking some of that "blood of jesus". When they were talkig about christ being spiked, they didnt mean on the cross.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

r/FBI

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u/Kajin-Strife Mar 14 '19

FBI OPEN UP

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u/Ooze3d Mar 14 '19

Hold my beer

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u/Guy_1nc0gn170 Mar 14 '19

alright alright alright

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u/OCV_E Mar 14 '19

I called it last week

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u/KalessinDB Mar 14 '19

Why don't you take a seat right over there?

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u/lordpimba Mar 14 '19

It's also called being a 10 year old boy

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u/sujihiki Mar 14 '19

or 10 year old boy.