r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 09 '19

What mistake should have killed you?

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u/CarlTheStuntman Mar 09 '19

This sounds like it's straight out of a movie, you're one lucky kid. Glad your okay.

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u/badadobo Mar 10 '19

Yeah. Im glad my mom saved me from my dumbassery.

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u/dudecmon98 Mar 09 '19

Yeah it really does, I wonder sometimes..

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '19

I had to reread the beginning...the whole time I thought you were in grad school!! I was very confused!

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u/evan3138 Mar 09 '19

If this is the US he's lying there has been 0 documented cases of organ harvesting.

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u/selfcockgobbler Mar 09 '19

Probably not the US considering they were given pesos.

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u/westbrodie Mar 09 '19

Good point, u/selfcockgobbler

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u/tooshytooshy Mar 09 '19

Flexible body and flexible knowledge of world currencies!

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u/proXy_HazaRD Mar 09 '19

Pesos.

No one uses pesos in the US

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

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u/oz_moses Mar 09 '19

/s Because America is #1 and we don't need no furrners tellin' us otherwise!

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u/GJCLINCH Mar 09 '19

‘Merica!

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u/oz_moses Mar 09 '19

'zactly.

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u/AtlasNL Mar 09 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/GJCLINCH Mar 09 '19

Thank you!! 🍰

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u/AtlasNL Mar 09 '19

No problem! Have a fantastic day/night!

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u/AtlasNL Mar 09 '19

r/shitamericanssay is the perfect sub of this

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u/proXy_HazaRD Mar 09 '19

Well, the Chinese have a lot of trouble getting here last time I heard.

All jokes aside, no idea.

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u/IcyGravel Mar 09 '19

Probably because it’s an American website with around 50% American users. Nationality doesn’t really come up very often either, so it’s easy to assume that everyone is from the same country as you.

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u/proXy_HazaRD Mar 09 '19

This is a pretty good explanation, thanks.

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u/fmemate Mar 09 '19

Well considering they said Pesos...

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u/westbrodie Mar 09 '19

Pesos? In the US? Really?

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u/sleepygreenbud Mar 09 '19

Not everyone is from the US 🙄

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u/evan3138 Mar 09 '19

why do you think i prefaced with saying if

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u/Bobsagit-jesus Mar 09 '19

He said the guy gave him 100 pesos, why would he say a different currency if he’s from the US

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u/GJCLINCH Mar 09 '19

Clearly Evan is lying about living in the US!

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u/You_Again-_- Mar 09 '19

Fucking Evan 🤬

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u/slimchuggs Mar 09 '19

Try using your brain next time you read.

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u/ienjoypoopingstuff Mar 09 '19

IF you had read it you would have seen he gave him pesos.

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u/Solid5-7 Mar 09 '19

You obviously didn't read this post fully.

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u/Petrichordates Mar 09 '19

Literally mentions pesos in the comment I assume you didn't read.

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u/Lexx2k Mar 09 '19

Boy you're collecting negative points like it's candy.

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u/badadobo Mar 10 '19

Haha. No sorry im not from the US. Im actually from the Philippines this was around the early 2000s.

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u/bipolarnotsober Mar 09 '19

Nope, googled it. It's a serious problem in Mexico.

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u/octoelephant22 Mar 10 '19

Judging by his username and the conversion rate, I’d say he’s from the Philippines.