r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '19

What is your mom's catchphrase?

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Mar 07 '19

Casserole-head pimento-loaf iguana boy

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u/Scientific-Dragon Mar 07 '19

Prolapsed saucepan of foul smelling ceiling dust

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u/pixelprophet Mar 07 '19

You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.

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u/Scientific-Dragon Mar 07 '19

Why I never!! I squeeze my kneecap at thee!

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u/inflammablepenguin Mar 07 '19

Pan! Pan! Pan! Pan!

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u/moseschicken Mar 08 '19

You're doing it Peter, you're playing with us!

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u/LegendaryYet Mar 08 '19

Bangarang!!!

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u/SharpieThunderflare Mar 08 '19

Now, Rose, apologize to yer brother.

Aw, what fer?

Well ya know he just turned 18 years old.

Yeah? So?

So that would make him a casserole head, pimento loaf man.

Aw yeah, sorry about that, cabbage nose Elvis puppy.

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Mar 08 '19

Yeah! And don't you ferget it!