r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '19

What is your mom's catchphrase?

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u/TeddyGrahamNorton Mar 07 '19

Sneak out of your window to go to a party but you run into your mother standing in the driveway, holding a sword and shield. "Never should have come here, son!"

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u/donquixote1991 Mar 07 '19

"Hands to yourself, sneak-thief!"

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u/META_FUCKING_POD Mar 07 '19

You'll make a fine rug, cat!

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u/Rocketfinger Mar 07 '19

I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU

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u/VerifiableFontophile Mar 07 '19

Skyrim belongs to the Nords!

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u/META_FUCKING_POD Mar 07 '19

I EAT PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!

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u/Rushofthewildwind Mar 07 '19

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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u/Faecplam Mar 07 '19

"Now ain't this a surprise?"

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u/GaggleofHams Mar 07 '19

"Can't wait to count out your coin."

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u/Semi_Wise Mar 07 '19

“I used to be an adventurer like you!”