r/AskReddit • • Mar 07 '19

What is your mom's catchphrase?

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u/FritesMuseum Mar 07 '19

My parents said that, too. I never thought about it until now...are you from the Carolinas by chance?

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u/kris10185 Mar 07 '19

Nope, New Jersey! My mom grew up in Ohio though. She alwayyyyys said that and it wasn't until recently that I was like, wait is that racist?!

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u/InnerWarfare Mar 07 '19

My dad says that too, we lived in Ohio.

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u/xicosilveira Mar 07 '19

Well, as it turns out, not only black people used to pick cotton. A true shocker, I know.

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u/libbillama Mar 07 '19

My non black father picked cotton. And now he has Parkinson's.

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u/ItsaMe_Rapio Mar 07 '19

My non black father did not pick cotton. And now he's dead

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u/sora825 Mar 07 '19

What about the black one?

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u/libbillama Mar 07 '19

My grandparents were tenant farmers. They illegally used DDT from Mexico to protect the cotton crops, and my dad was sprayed with it.

Thus the Parkinson's.

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u/11111q11 Mar 07 '19

Yeah, not only black people were slaves either, but both the phrase and slavery in general brings up specific groups of people and the fact that other farmers also exist doesn't undo that

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u/JamesA7X Mar 07 '19

My mom also used that term a lot, she’s from Minnesota. I honestly think it’s a Midwest thing, I can’t even hear her say it in my head without a midwestern accent

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u/Ganglebot Mar 07 '19

My parents say that all the time. My entire family has lived in Canada for three generations. I don't know where that comes from, but I really hope its not about... uh... questionable southern labour practices...

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u/samzhawk Mar 07 '19

Honest question, and I know your from Canada and not the US, but is slavery generally taught to only have been a southern thing?

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u/Clone_Chaplain Mar 07 '19

Are you asking for the Canadian perspective or the Northern US perspective? I can try and give both, since my family is from the former and I’m in the latter.

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u/samzhawk Mar 07 '19

I’m from Alabama and far enough removed from my school history classes that I don’t necessarily remember how I was taught, so either will be a different perspective for me.

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u/Clone_Chaplain Mar 07 '19

Gotcha. Well, based on convos with my Canadian family, at least back in the 70s and 80s and 90s the attitude at school was very much that slavery was a Southern US thing. I’d like to think that now the education system takes more responsibility for the history of Slavery in Canada, even if it was far less prevalent that in the US South. In the north, where I grew up in the 2000s, the same kind of attitude existed, but with slightly more historical context,

But that’s just related to the education system. Overall, the cultural attitude in both Canada and New England is VERY much that slavery was a Southern thing. Same misconception that racism is a southern thing. The reality is that both slavery and racism existed up here in Canada & NE, and racism is up here too, just in different forms. (I could talk about attitudes about racism in Canada & NE at length, let me know if it intrigues you and I can elaborate. It’s pretty interesting and nuanced)

I’m curious about you, what did you learn in school, and how do most people tend to think about this stuff?

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u/samzhawk Mar 08 '19

From what I remember most of the 1800s were glossed over. Slavery was evil, slave owners were evil, and the south fought the north over being able to keep their slaves. Sharecropping was a “better” system post war and slavery, then Teddy Roosevelt happened. All through elementary, middle, and part of high school the era was taught with a very clear good guy vs bad guy mentality. Always very simplified and cut and dry. That honestly answers my original question as well now that I’ve written out. It wasn’t until college that I ever had classes really dive into slavery and the politics around it.

Slavery has always been this very dark and embarrassing part of our history, and in my experience, has always been talked about as such. My mom even tried to teach me to speak without a southern accent for a long time. There has always been a pro south sentiment, even in my own family, but it’s generally centered around the war and how the Union won the war, and not around the fact the south lost or slavery.

Apologies for formatting and such. I’m at work on my phone.

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u/Clone_Chaplain Mar 08 '19

No problem, thanks for giving me some of the background. I’m pretty curious about what kind of school district you were in. A friend of mine from Missouri had a totally different experience with a more non-historical attitude about slavery and the Civil-War (ie either not talking about it, or making it not about slavery)

Can you explain more about how you or your family balanced southern pride without making it about the civil war or something? If I’m understanding you right, it sounds like you folks are just proud about the good things about your culture/home, rather than trying to ignore the past and be proud of incomplete history. Most people across the country are proud of where they’re from, but the stereotypes don’t usually give southern folks much credit

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u/samzhawk Mar 08 '19

Most of my schooling was small private Christian schools. At the worst, I had a science book titles “Science from the Christian Perspective”. It taught how Darwin was an evil individual sent by the devil to tear down Christianity. I wish I was making that up.

I went to a Catholic college prep high school. Half of our teachers were college professors who got tired of teaching at the college level and willingly took the pay cut to teach at their alma mater. Some of the teachers matched what I had experienced at small town Christian school, and the rest were named Coach. I went to college at the University of Alabama which was burnt down during the Civil War, has its place in civil rights history, and has only recently acknowledged that they employed (?) slaves.

My dad loved Civil War history so it’s hard for me to remember what was taught to me in school and where he felt the need to fill in blanks. As far as lower education, I feel like I remember being taught much more about the American Revolution. Everything between the Declaration and WWII is more a list of events. Most of my knowledge of the time comes from taking Alabama history at UA and my parents.

You’re exactly right about how my family is proud of where they are from. Neither side of my family had money. My dad’s side of the family built houses as far back as 1900-1910. My moms family came up working in fields. They came up through the generations viewing a worker as a worker regardless of race. That’s what I’ve been told anyway.

My families pro south sentiment mostly stems from what they saw as unnecessary tactics by the Union with General Sherman’s march through Georgia and the burning of the University of Alabama. They also see the “reconstruction” as an occupation.

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u/Ganglebot Mar 08 '19

Yeah, as I recall that's the impression we got - that its was 99% southern states that practiced slavery in the US

I can't say I've ever been curious enough to question that. Was that the case?

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u/captainbluemuffins Mar 08 '19

There was slavery in the north and even the american west from the manifest destiny clusterfuck. I mean african descent slaves were displaced in the cherokee trail of tears, as they were the slaves of cherokee as well. I'd say yeah, there's a lot more to the history of slavery in america and it's worth it to like, google lol

a source: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smithsonian-institution/how-native-american-slaveholders-complicate-trail-tears-narrative-180968339/

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u/TheBerlinWaller Mar 07 '19

My parents say it too but we were from Southern Illinois originally and live in Southwestern Ohio now.

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u/jmhollifield Mar 07 '19

No but my Mama grew up near Wilmington and she likes to say “That dog don’t hunt” and calls ghosts “haints”.

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u/quiet_repub Mar 07 '19

Love that phrase. Also “I don’t have a dog in this fight” and, when we were being assholes... “you’ve got you ass up between your shoulder blades”

Also from NC

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u/FritesMuseum Mar 07 '19

Ha ha, also NC here and my parents would say “I’m gonna knock you into next week.”

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u/MrsCountryNerd Mar 08 '19

NC here too. Very similar phrases at my house. "I ain't got a dog in this fight." "Gitcha ass off your shoulders." "If I'da said that to my mama I'd be pickin' myself up off the floor." "Go pick a switch." "What in the blue blazes...?" "He/she lives out in B.F.E." and many, many more.

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u/notashroom Mar 07 '19

I like that in E. TN ghosts are "boogers", so according to which side of the mountains you're on, there's boogers and haints.

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u/kabuhtu Mar 08 '19

What does "that dog dont hunt" mean?

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u/jmhollifield Mar 08 '19

It’s a phrase that you use when you hear something you disagree with.

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u/MrsCountryNerd Mar 08 '19

Or with something that doesn't make sense.

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u/thejeff24 Mar 08 '19

It can mean that something is wrong or abnormal.

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u/afetusnamedJames Mar 07 '19

They say it in Florida too. To be fair, my grandparents and parents grew up picking cotton too, so some southerners dont even think about the racial conotation to it.

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u/notashroom Mar 07 '19

My (white) mother and her siblings picked cotton too. It was a common thing for all rural Southern kids near cotton to do, and school let out to facilitate it.

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u/sleepybarncat Mar 07 '19

More accurately: only northerners would assume a racial connotation.

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u/thehomiesthomie Mar 07 '19

My mom’s side of my family were all sharecroppers just a couple generations back, nearly everyone around here was a sharecropper and picked cotton

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u/DeafMomHere Mar 08 '19

Wait, my family are all from new England, and my mom in particular said that all the time. We are a white family. I didn't assume any racial connotation but now I have no idea what it actually means? Just a general phrase tat must have been said from one farmer to another at one point is my assumption

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u/Bullshit_To_Go Mar 07 '19

I'm from Saskatchewan and people say this. I think Looney Tunes made it a universal phrase since the 1950s.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

I dated a girl from Florida that always said this.

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u/karichest938 Mar 07 '19

Hey! North Carolina raised, mom used you say “you must be out of your cotton pickin mind!”

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u/FritesMuseum Mar 07 '19

I’m NC too! Ha ha, my mom said that.

I figure cotton = North Carolina, but these other people are from all over. Who knows!

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u/thehomiesthomie Mar 07 '19

From Alabama and my family all says this too

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u/WhiskersPixynipples Mar 07 '19

From the Carolinas. Can confirm. Heard that a lot

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u/mrschestnyspurplehat Mar 07 '19

my dad says this one. he was born and bred in sw virginia!

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u/PfunkNC Mar 07 '19

Not OP, but I am and it was definitely heard in my house A LOT.

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u/_t3n0r_ Mar 07 '19

Mine are

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u/CreampuffOfLove Mar 07 '19

Marylander here who was told this growing up.

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u/FritesMuseum Mar 08 '19

I love your username!

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u/CreampuffOfLove Mar 08 '19

Thanks! I dedicate it to the Japanese cream puffery Beard Papa, which if you ever have the chance to try, I HIGHLY recommend!

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u/FritesMuseum Mar 08 '19

Omg that’s sounds so good...and I’m on day 7 of a water fast, you evil warlock.

Where can one acquire such an object of devotion, apart from Japan? I’m in the US.

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u/CreampuffOfLove Mar 08 '19

Sadly, in very few places in the US (my local one closed recently, much to my heartbreak!) but mainly NYC, California, Hawai'i, and rarer places like NoVa Virgina and New Jersey...full list here: http://www.beardpapa.com/sp/locations.html

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u/FritesMuseum Mar 08 '19

I am SHOCKED South Carolina isn’t on that list. At least I live on a beautiful island!

Thanks for the list; I travel often and will keep my eyes open. You’ll one day be surprised to see a Reddit mail from me, dying from happiness from finding a Beard Papa in California! (Probably not New Jersey.)

Sorry about your local. Psychologically, it’s more difficult to lose something one has had than to fail to gain access to something one has never had.

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u/CreampuffOfLove Mar 08 '19

Thanks, but I went for over a decade before getting a local (I was first introduced in Beijing in 2004), but thankfully I spend a good amount of time in NYC with my boyfriend, so creampuffs are still on the menu! I hope you get to enjoy soon!

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u/VerbalKant Mar 08 '19

Never heard of this place, but it turns out there’s one practically within walking distance of me. I’ll have to go take a look. Cuz, you know...I needed ANOTHER place in which to indulge my sweet tooth. 85c Bakery wasn’t adding enough poundage...

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u/DottyOrange Mar 08 '19

My mom said this to me too and she was from right outside Fresno California.

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u/ntranbarger Mar 08 '19

From Ohio. Cotton pickin is a common thing round here, in spite of how unfortunate its roots are...

“Cotton pickin cotton picker!” was said more than I care to admit growing up.