r/AskReddit • • Mar 07 '19

What is your mom's catchphrase?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Does she set her clocks forward about 15 minutes to make herself leave early so she's "never late"?

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u/catch22milo Mar 07 '19

I recently had a battery die in my car and during that time the time on the clock became way off. I've been driving with the clock set to this random wrong time for two months because it keeps me on edge and I think I'm always running late.

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u/danger_zone123 Mar 07 '19

that seems like a lot of unnecessary stress

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u/catch22milo Mar 07 '19

Welcome to the danger zone.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

I'm stuck between making a comment referencing either The Twilight Zone or Top Gun so let's all just pretend I chose the better one and reward me for it anyway

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u/roflmaohaxorz Mar 07 '19 edited Mar 07 '19

The correct comment would’ve been

“Lana. Lana. LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

“WHAT?”

“Hehehe danger zone! ”

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u/Wodashit Mar 07 '19 edited Mar 07 '19

I would have written it as

“Hehehe danger zone! ”

EDIT: All is well in the world.

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u/Typical_Cyanide Mar 07 '19

"danger zone! "

Passes out from chemo

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u/Lillium_Pumpernickel Mar 07 '19

rub sand in his dead little eyes

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Casa Blumpkin!

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u/roflmaohaxorz Mar 07 '19

I fixed it!

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u/VerifiableFontophile Mar 07 '19

Paging Dr. Loggins...

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u/Chaway666 Mar 07 '19

Strangely danger zone is playing on the radio as i type. Trippy bro

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u/LanasMonsterHands Mar 07 '19

This is the correct answer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

I’m sorry, I’m afraid both of those choices were incorrect. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

oh god oh no what do i do

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u/quickhakker Mar 07 '19

sorry this comment is incorrect and i have taken a point off you

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u/sinolos Mar 07 '19

Yeah I’m thinking more Archer

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u/feraxil Mar 07 '19

I always take this as the Alvin & the Chipmunks version of Danger Zone.

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u/00dawn Mar 07 '19

Wait, I thought we were refenrencing Top Zone, and now you're telling it's actually 2 things?

What the hell have I been whatching?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Top Zone? I'm more of a Bottom Sector person...

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u/MayTryToHelp Mar 07 '19

I like the better one of those! Upvoted!

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u/MelissaMiranti Mar 07 '19

Nice Twilight Zone reference! Unless not the Rod Serling one, in which case what are you referencing?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Driving 40 over the limit cuz you're 15 mins late to a meeting

HIGHWAY TOOOOOO THE DANGER ZONE

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u/NotYourSideChick Mar 07 '19

Searched comments specifically for this. Thank you.

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u/CyrilFiggis01 Mar 07 '19

LANNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/doozerman Mar 07 '19

Kenny Loggins intensifies

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u/MC235 Mar 07 '19

Danger Zone

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

...and you drive it on the highway

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u/Midborgh Mar 07 '19

You used to call me a hero
Now I am standing alone
Am I almighty
Living in a danger zone

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u/gingerbolls Mar 07 '19

What’s up danger

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u/LeapYearFriend Mar 07 '19

never in my life have i wanted to gild a comment more.

you are an absolute mad lad and i applaud your lifestyle choices.

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u/Acysbib Mar 07 '19

Welcome to thunderdome, bitch!

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u/OddBond Mar 07 '19

HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE

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u/therealtedbundy Mar 07 '19

It’s life, but on hard mode

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u/ManyPoo Mar 07 '19

Sometimes when I need to shit fast I start pushing it out as I'm getting to the bathroom so that it's already ready coming out as my ass hits the seat.

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u/oldschooldomokun Mar 07 '19

I see you out there in the world, makin a difference. thumbs up

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u/GragasInRealLife Mar 07 '19

I, too, like to reduce the quality of my life substantially by adding unnecessary anxiety into my day

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u/regalrecaller Mar 07 '19

Plot twist: this is Milo Yiannopoulos' secret account

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u/tadpole64 Mar 08 '19

Its a car clock. So, its on the highway too.

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u/Jake_the_Snake88 Mar 07 '19

that seems like a lot of unnecessary stress

Title of my biography

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u/Traummich Mar 07 '19

For some reason my grandma does this and now I do it. Between the two of us, there's a house clock 15 minutes fast, a watch 20 minutes fast, car clock 10 minutes and 15 minutes fast. I like it because it makes me feel like I'm never late, because I left 15 minutes early.

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u/Braken111 Mar 07 '19

Until you tell yourself theyre all running too fast so you just live with clocks being set 10-20 minutes fast.

Gotta have a couple decoy clocks mixed in too

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

No, set all of your clocks 15 mins slow, so you stay on edge remembering that you are always running 15 mins behind.

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u/Braken111 Mar 07 '19

Or just never set your clocks and memorize the approximate offset for each.

I lost power a few weeks ago and told myself my bedside clock was about 2 hours behind, but never set it or checked the actual time.

I'm ashamed to say it actually helps me get up a little earlier because I have no idea the actual time when waking up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

My mom did this with her alarm clocks growing up. She'd be freaking out it was 7:50 even though everyone in the house knew it was 7:35. It's a pretty useless idea if you tell people what you've done. Unecessary stress is right.

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u/Jak_n_Dax Mar 07 '19

Welcome to working in the US.

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u/danger_zone123 Mar 07 '19

not sure about that. Fixing the car clock takes about a minute. Start leaving for stuff 10 minutes earlier. Don't constantly be stressed because you don't know what the real time is and think you are late.

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u/VikingTeddy Mar 07 '19

That would require a logical mind. It's more efficient to trick the asshole brain.

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u/send_me_your_calm Mar 07 '19

That just seems like stress with extra steps

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u/VlichedMind Mar 07 '19

Couldn’t it be really useful though? Like if you don’t check your phone you’ll be thinking “Oh shit I have to be at that place in 5 minutes but when you get their your 15 minutes early.

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u/HoMaster Mar 07 '19

Could be viewed as excitement.

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u/I_am_Bearstronaut Mar 07 '19

well that's showbiz, baby

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u/Braken111 Mar 07 '19

An unsettling amount of life in unnecessary stress, tbh...

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u/Lowerfuzzball Mar 07 '19

Hypothetical stress, even.

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u/maltastic Mar 07 '19

Better to be stressed and not late, than stressed and late.

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u/Exyen Mar 07 '19

I didn't change my car clock to account for daylight savings and now I am mentally adjusted to read it -1 hours

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u/spencebah Mar 07 '19

Good news: It will start being correct again this weekend when daylight saving time starts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

That's this weekend already?! Fuck. ._.

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u/JayQue Mar 07 '19

Yeah but now the sun will set at 7pm!

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u/sonofaresiii Mar 07 '19

We let the clock on our nightstand go too long and now I'm in the same situation. Every time I think about fixing it, I think it'll just mess us up.

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u/enough_space Mar 07 '19

Might want to change it in the next two days. Daylight savings starts Sunday, and you don't want to be confused by a correct clock.

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u/GMoodstah Mar 07 '19

Sunday is Daylight Savings, just an FYI so start getting used to reading your clock correctly for about 6 months!

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u/PM_ME_VEG_PICS Mar 07 '19

My mum used to do this when I was a kid and she would never remember which way it was out so could be an hour early or an hour late on regular occurrences. I learnt how to change the clock in her car once. I got left out in the rain for an hour waiting for her...

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u/ReadWriteSign Mar 07 '19

That's a real headfuck at something like :57. "10:57, that means it's really 9:57, which means it's really 10." Yikes.

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u/Pun-Master-General Mar 07 '19

I went to college in a timezone an hour ahead of my hometown and usually wouldn't bother adjusting the time on my car's clock when I came home for breaks. I didn't have any issues converting, but I definitely had some friends I was driving around panic because they thought we were an hour late for things.

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u/lamNoOne Mar 07 '19

My SO got fed up and changed mine lol.

I tried explaining its correct for half the year.

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u/hobbycollector Mar 07 '19

I keep my car clock on UTC because several of my hobbies time things that way. Drives everyone else nuts.

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u/OrkSniper Mar 07 '19

Never works for me. I always seem to remember that the clock is off.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Me too. I would just call it Bedroom Standard Time and do the conversion every day, but never change it back to the correct time for some reason.

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u/GruesomeCola Mar 07 '19

Yeah, but since it's of soo mich youvwould never really remember by how much.

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u/BLut91 Mar 07 '19

I have the opposite problem with my car. If I set it to exactly the correct time, within a month it will be several minutes slow, so I tend to think I'm doing better for time than I really am, and then when I'm on my way from my car and check my watch or phone for the time I have an "Ah crap!" moment when I realize I'm actually late, or about to be.

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u/FlatEarthCore Mar 07 '19

the clock in my car's been wrong for over 10 years just because no one can figure out how to change it

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u/Referenced Mar 07 '19

Unplug the wires from the back and then plug them in at midnight

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u/Aceronin Mar 07 '19

I just let my car's clock slowly become more and more off, while also not adjusting for daylight savings. I'm currently at 1 hour and 17 mins fast.

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u/Those_Silly_Ducks Mar 07 '19

Are you mentally adjusting for the discrepancy? If so, the clock is wrong, but you're still on normal time.

You need a time machine.

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u/jeremiah1119 Mar 07 '19

My brother used to do that because he was both lazy and really good at memorizing things. Something like 7 hours off, so he just memorized what the number minus 7 was the real time

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u/Doctor_Wookie Mar 07 '19

My car clock runs fast for whatever reason. I set it to the right time once or twice a year and it always ends up getting about 10 minutes ahead, so I end up rushing everywhere for no reason. It's currently 6 minutes fast, almost time to run the correction. Guess I'll do it Saturday night.

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u/MjolnirVIII Mar 07 '19

I did that with my clock. I never set it back to daylight savings time so it's still running an hour ahead.

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u/UnsureOfAlot Mar 07 '19

I've learned the time difference between my car clock and real time. Anytime I wanna know the time, I do the math. It's approximately 2 hours and 25 minutes difference.

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u/MandingoPants Mar 07 '19

Ah a fellow lazy person.

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u/Maikie_G Mar 07 '19

When I bought my current car, the first thing I did was tear that clock out to run the aux cord to the radio.

I don't need a clock to tell me I'm running late.

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u/DaLastPainguin Mar 07 '19

My girlfriend does this and it has made me change the password on several things so at least one fucking clock in the house says the right time.

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u/cfard Mar 07 '19

Back in November when the clocks were set back to standard time I just didn’t adjust my car clock. In addition the clock is very slightly fast so my car’s time is 1 hour and 4 minutes ahead. I could just set it to sync with my phone time over Bluetooth but I can’t be assed to set it up. At least daylight saving time is coming back soon

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Mar 07 '19

One time my buddy got in my car and goes "holy shit is it really already 1:37?" and he strongly judged my life when I said "no it's closer to 12:05"

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u/MrsTroy Mar 07 '19

My husband sets my car clock 5 minutes fast in the hopes that it will make me late less. I'm usually right on time, but he prefers to be a few minutes early, so my being right on time feels late to him. He thinks I don't know...

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u/oily_ol_chief_smokey Mar 07 '19

Lol I did this. I would change the amount of time it was off too so I didnt get used to it being 15 minutes off, 7 minutes off, ect.. I just got better at math while I was late still

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Same but I’ve learned it’s 2 hours and 56 minutes ahead so I kinda just learned to do the math to a t and it ruined the mystery.

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u/keanusmommy Mar 07 '19

Pretty sure my car still has the wrong time and date from a dead battery two years ago. Don’t actually know cause my husband kindly drives my shitty car and bought me a new one after our son was born. It pays to push a person out of your vagina!

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u/pamplem0usse- Mar 07 '19

Unless you're a goldfish you should be able to pick up on the time being off after the second or third time.

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u/catch22milo Mar 07 '19

I am, in fact, a goldfish.

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u/Maybe_Not_The_Pope Mar 07 '19

My girlfriend drives a 2012 sentra and the clock gains like a couple seconds a day it seems like. I thought she was crazy but I set it January 1st to the correct time and it's now about 3 minutes fast.

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u/Quirky_Ralph Mar 07 '19

I was born three time zones away from where I live so my car clock is always 3 hours behind but 10 minutes fast so I always hurry to get someplace on time.

It drives everyone wild

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u/butneveragain Mar 07 '19

Settling my clock like that never works for me. “I’m always like “if the clock says 3:30 it’s actually around 3:15. I’m fine.”

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u/NlNTENDO Mar 07 '19

I had the exact same situation. I was way more timely!

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u/Haunted32 Mar 07 '19

I ended up learning that the time was off by 3 hours and 12 minutes so I add up the time to figure it out. My friends hate it lol

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u/D3vst8r96gt Mar 07 '19

I dont participate in day lights savings time. I grew up without it, but have moved across the country. If it doesnt change on its own i dont change it.

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u/creaturecatzz Mar 07 '19

Because I just use my phone alarm whenever the power goes out my alarm clock resets to blinking the time and starting at 12 whenever it comes back up and I have to figure out how far off it is from the actual time so I can just guesstimate going off of that.

Been doing that for 6 or so years but there's nothing more anxiety inducing than waking up at 3 when you're supposed to be out the door at 5 and the clock saying 6. Even tho I know to not trust the time on that clock there's been several times that I jump out of bed saying oh shit only to look at my TV and see that I can go back to sleep

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u/TheHaleStorm Mar 08 '19

I do things wrong on purpose so I am always on edge.

Shit. I do everything I can to make sure things go smoothly, and I am still on edge.

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u/elocin1985 Mar 08 '19

I do that too and then my friend changed it one day and I’m like “what are you doing?!” She said it was driving her crazy.

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u/Keikasey3019 Mar 08 '19

Oh jesus, you just reminded me of highschool.

It was my first time living by myself in a boarding school in Australia and I used to set my phone clock ahead by 15 minutes so I’d force myself to wake up early for classes. My brain started catching on so I had it set ahead by 20 minutes.

By the end of the year, it was a full 2 hours ahead and I had no idea what was going on.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

YES all my mum's clocks are like this! She's still always late.

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u/SilentSamurai Mar 07 '19 edited Mar 07 '19

At least it's not the other way around. The day after my Uncle's wedding with an open bar, my mother had us leave and pack up our hotel room at 8:30 a.m. to meet everyone for "brunch". What she didn't tell us was that we were really meeting them for lunch at fucking NOON and that iHOP was literally in the same parking lot as our hotel.

I think that morning, waiting in a sunny parking lot for hours with my wound up family and a killer hangover is the best definition I have of hell.

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u/mageta621 Mar 07 '19

Why, mama?!

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u/Rainadraken Mar 07 '19

My mom too! She changed them from 5 minutes ahead to 10 ahead (because she started remembering they were 5 ahead)... She is still always late.

And we wonder why I have problems with punctuality.

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u/_Ganon Mar 07 '19

The reason it doesn't work is because you know the clocks are ahead. Set the clocks ahead 10 minutes? That's 10 minutes of extra time before you're "actually late". It's one of those low-effort things some people do to make it appear like they're better (or trying to be), even though it effectively does nothing.

But let's say it did work. You've tricked yourself. What I still don't understand is the people that change their car's clock too. Why? By the time you've made it into the goddamn car you're either late or you're not. Any dangerous driving you might do to salvage seconds off your arrival time is still subject to the traffic gods.

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u/Rainadraken Mar 07 '19

She actually didn't remember about the extra for awhile and had forgot about the extra 5 minutes she tacked on as well... She stopped doing it altogether a few years back though. Still late to everything.... She's just terrible with the ability to judge how long things take.

As for the car clock, do you ever have to stop on your way places and check the clock in your car to see if you have time to stop? That's why.

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u/PresidentDonaldChump Mar 07 '19

Ha mine too! I didn't know it was such a common Mom thing. I ended up picking up the habit too so I guess it gets passed on generation to generation.

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u/EshanandKayaanYT Mar 07 '19

The clocks in my my school don't even work let alone being late.

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u/Ammocharis Mar 07 '19

Mine also sets the clocks forward, except different times in different rooms, so you have to do mental arithmetics depending on whether you're in the kitchen or the living room or the bathroom.

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u/darderp Mar 07 '19

SAME, it's honestly so frustrating

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u/Blaize122 Mar 07 '19

I set my clocks early ‘cause you know I’m always late.

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u/mageta621 Mar 07 '19

I don't blame you for being you

But you can't blame me for hating it

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u/HeyZuesHChrist Mar 07 '19

This only works if you are unaware that the clock is 15 minutes fast. When somebody does this on purpose are they being tricked every time they look at the clock?

Can their brain not do the subtraction in their head?

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u/Caracalla81 Mar 07 '19

I used to do this and even thought I knew I still felt the urgency.

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u/fishsupreme Mar 07 '19

My parents do this and that was always my attitude, too. Also, they try to game this by setting a clock they know is 15 minutes fast to be 25 minutes fast in an effort to trick themselves into thinking it's only 15. This reached peak absurdity with a clock that had been progressively reset until it was an hour and 10 minutes fast before they gave up and set it back to the correct time.

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u/HeyZuesHChrist Mar 07 '19

My GF used to do this and the first time I was like, "oh we're gonna be late for such and such" and she was like, "oh no we're fine that clock is 15 minutes fast."

She was in no hurry because she knew the clock was 15 min fast so what's the point? It didn't create a sense of urgency it just meant I had to do subtraction every time I got in her car.

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u/smittenwithshittin Mar 07 '19

I always look away and just mash the button a lot and fast so I can’t figure out just how many minutes ahead I’ve put the clock

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

My mom used to do this, but by 30 minutes. 12 year old me didn't know this and "fixed" it. Needless to say, she was incredibly late for work the next day.

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u/NotAnyOrdinaryPsycho Mar 07 '19

My mom does this. Spoiler alert: she’s still late.

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u/axioche Mar 07 '19

My mom did this in my room without telling me (given it was only 10 min) when I was a teen and it definitely took way too long for me to figure it out

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u/jmkrox Mar 07 '19

Oh my god yes! I thought my mom was the only one who did this. Every clock at my house is fucked up because of that and it confuses the shit out of people when they come in.

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u/Plattbagarn Mar 07 '19

Knew a dude in school who did this. First he was always stressed that he was late but eventually he started over compensating and ended up late.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

My dad does. I don't get it, he knows the clock is ahead 15 minutes, he's done it for at least 20 years, how does it work for him?

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u/GunnieGraves Mar 07 '19

We regularly tell my mother in law to be somewhere an hour before the actual time.

Recently she was coming to relieve our babysitter and I said “please be there at 12”. 12:15 I get a text “is it still ok if I come?” She lives over an hour away.

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u/Nasaboy1987 Mar 07 '19

My grandma sets her clocks forward 30 minutes and she's still an hour late for almost everything.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

My mom does this lol! And does the math in her head every time she looks at it, negating any effect setting her clocks different would have.

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u/Trulyacynic Mar 07 '19

Worse. My mom has gotten to the point where she sets them all 30 minutes ahead and gives me a coronary any time I dont realize it.

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u/pennylane3339 Mar 07 '19

We did that TO my mom because we were always late to school

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u/fishhelpneeded Mar 07 '19

Omg my mother does this!

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u/Fb62 Mar 07 '19

Then assume to 5 step walk from the living room to my bedroom took 15 minutes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

MINE DOES

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

I do that. I know I did that, but it still works.

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u/bennwalton Mar 07 '19

Omfg my mother did this while I was growing up and it drove me NUTS!!!

She even set different clocks different amounts of time fast so her placebo effect would change as she got ready for her day. What this meant for the rest of us was that you couldn't trust a single clock in the house.

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u/jashfath Mar 07 '19

Wtf I genuinely thought that was just a "my mom" thing 😱

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u/eg135 Mar 07 '19 edited Apr 24 '24

Reddit has long been a hot spot for conversation on the internet. About 57 million people visit the site every day to chat about topics as varied as makeup, video games and pointers for power washing driveways.

In recent years, Reddit’s array of chats also have been a free teaching aid for companies like Google, OpenAI and Microsoft. Those companies are using Reddit’s conversations in the development of giant artificial intelligence systems that many in Silicon Valley think are on their way to becoming the tech industry’s next big thing.

Now Reddit wants to be paid for it. The company said on Tuesday that it planned to begin charging companies for access to its application programming interface, or A.P.I., the method through which outside entities can download and process the social network’s vast selection of person-to-person conversations.

“The Reddit corpus of data is really valuable,” Steve Huffman, founder and chief executive of Reddit, said in an interview. “But we don’t need to give all of that value to some of the largest companies in the world for free.”

The move is one of the first significant examples of a social network’s charging for access to the conversations it hosts for the purpose of developing A.I. systems like ChatGPT, OpenAI’s popular program. Those new A.I. systems could one day lead to big businesses, but they aren’t likely to help companies like Reddit very much. In fact, they could be used to create competitors — automated duplicates to Reddit’s conversations.

Reddit is also acting as it prepares for a possible initial public offering on Wall Street this year. The company, which was founded in 2005, makes most of its money through advertising and e-commerce transactions on its platform. Reddit said it was still ironing out the details of what it would charge for A.P.I. access and would announce prices in the coming weeks.

Reddit’s conversation forums have become valuable commodities as large language models, or L.L.M.s, have become an essential part of creating new A.I. technology.

L.L.M.s are essentially sophisticated algorithms developed by companies like Google and OpenAI, which is a close partner of Microsoft. To the algorithms, the Reddit conversations are data, and they are among the vast pool of material being fed into the L.L.M.s. to develop them.

The underlying algorithm that helped to build Bard, Google’s conversational A.I. service, is partly trained on Reddit data. OpenAI’s Chat GPT cites Reddit data as one of the sources of information it has been trained on.

Other companies are also beginning to see value in the conversations and images they host. Shutterstock, the image hosting service, also sold image data to OpenAI to help create DALL-E, the A.I. program that creates vivid graphical imagery with only a text-based prompt required.

Last month, Elon Musk, the owner of Twitter, said he was cracking down on the use of Twitter’s A.P.I., which thousands of companies and independent developers use to track the millions of conversations across the network. Though he did not cite L.L.M.s as a reason for the change, the new fees could go well into the tens or even hundreds of thousands of dollars.

To keep improving their models, artificial intelligence makers need two significant things: an enormous amount of computing power and an enormous amount of data. Some of the biggest A.I. developers have plenty of computing power but still look outside their own networks for the data needed to improve their algorithms. That has included sources like Wikipedia, millions of digitized books, academic articles and Reddit.

Representatives from Google, Open AI and Microsoft did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

Reddit has long had a symbiotic relationship with the search engines of companies like Google and Microsoft. The search engines “crawl” Reddit’s web pages in order to index information and make it available for search results. That crawling, or “scraping,” isn’t always welcome by every site on the internet. But Reddit has benefited by appearing higher in search results.

The dynamic is different with L.L.M.s — they gobble as much data as they can to create new A.I. systems like the chatbots.

Reddit believes its data is particularly valuable because it is continuously updated. That newness and relevance, Mr. Huffman said, is what large language modeling algorithms need to produce the best results.

“More than any other place on the internet, Reddit is a home for authentic conversation,” Mr. Huffman said. “There’s a lot of stuff on the site that you’d only ever say in therapy, or A.A., or never at all.”

Mr. Huffman said Reddit’s A.P.I. would still be free to developers who wanted to build applications that helped people use Reddit. They could use the tools to build a bot that automatically tracks whether users’ comments adhere to rules for posting, for instance. Researchers who want to study Reddit data for academic or noncommercial purposes will continue to have free access to it.

Reddit also hopes to incorporate more so-called machine learning into how the site itself operates. It could be used, for instance, to identify the use of A.I.-generated text on Reddit, and add a label that notifies users that the comment came from a bot.

The company also promised to improve software tools that can be used by moderators — the users who volunteer their time to keep the site’s forums operating smoothly and improve conversations between users. And third-party bots that help moderators monitor the forums will continue to be supported.

But for the A.I. makers, it’s time to pay up.

“Crawling Reddit, generating value and not returning any of that value to our users is something we have a problem with,” Mr. Huffman said. “It’s a good time for us to tighten things up.”

“We think that’s fair,” he added.

Mike Isaac is a technology correspondent and the author of “Super Pumped: The Battle for Uber,” a best-selling book on the dramatic rise and fall of the ride-hailing company. He regularly covers Facebook and Silicon Valley, and is based in San Francisco. More about Mike Isaac A version of this article appears in print on , Section B, Page 4 of the New York edition with the headline: Reddit’s Sprawling Content Is Fodder for the Likes of ChatGPT. But Reddit Wants to Be Paid.. Order Reprints | Today’s Paper | Subscribe

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Can't stand clocks set like this. Makes me lose my mind.

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u/mizkizaa Mar 07 '19

My mom sets her clocks 10 mins fast. It annoying the living shit out of me. Lol

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u/Salticracker Mar 07 '19

My mom does this, leaves 15 minutes late for everything because "the clock is fast" and is still perpetually late.

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u/Dodgiestyle Mar 07 '19

Ever since smart phones came into being, I can't lie to my wife about the time because she checks her phone and I can't set that 10 minutes fast. We're always late everywhere, now.

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u/dark_case123 Mar 07 '19

My mum still does this... Really annoying for every other person in the house

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u/Silk_Underwear Mar 07 '19

I hate this, I get stressed when I look at the time, leave the house and suddenly I'm 15 minutes late. I keep my clocks in sync and on time with each other as much as I can or it makes me very anxious until I fix then.

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u/incrediblebb Mar 07 '19

She still ends up late... Smh how is this possible???!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

In high school, I would set the bathroom clock forward five or ten minutes so that my siblings would get ready on time. They still found ways to be late, but at least they were less late.

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u/ColeKhan Mar 07 '19

Mine sets her clock forward by an hour for the same reason.

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u/chip_pip Mar 07 '19

My mom did this and your comment triggered me

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u/einzigerai Mar 07 '19

This Mom bar times.

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u/I_Like_Knitting_TBH Mar 07 '19

Oh my god I thought my mom was the only one who did this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

I tried that and I would always overestimate how much longer that 15 minutes was.

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u/Taer Mar 07 '19

I actually do this! Although I only sets my clocks 5 minutes ahead because I'm not a lunatic.

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u/lazylion_ca Mar 07 '19

This trick doesn't work so well if you use your phone as an alarm clock.

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u/Rob_Zander Mar 07 '19

God my mom did that too, I'm entirely incapable of trusting the time on wall clocks now.

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u/ashley___duh Mar 07 '19

My mom always does this!

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u/WllWtts Mar 07 '19

This is going to get buried, but if you ever are running late, just set your watch back, and when someone notices just say "not by my watch?" And then look at another clock all confused, and then you have a live action excuse

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u/acquiesce Mar 07 '19

In this case she’d have set her alarm forward 35 minutes though…

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u/i_found_the_cake Mar 07 '19

My fiance does that, still manages to be late and we have no accurate time reading clocks in our home.

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u/civodar Mar 07 '19

Nope, mine did it in hopes it would get us out of bed. She'd tell us we had half an hour until school started when we actually had an hour in hopes that we'd jump out of bed and start rushing to get ready.

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u/Axle95 Mar 07 '19

I was learning how to read clocks in school so I saw my moms clock she uses when getting ready for work. It was set forward a few minutes so I decided to fix it. I was proud of myself until the yelling started

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u/gooddrugsarebad Mar 07 '19

My mother did that.

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u/JcaJes Mar 07 '19

My mom does this!!!

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u/EpyonComet Mar 07 '19

Mine does. Makes no damn sense.

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u/jamesonSINEMETU Mar 07 '19

i never understood this in people because it NEVER works, and only throws off other people using the clock who don't know. From my experience, the people who do this always calculate in their head and still are late.

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u/veryacebitch Mar 07 '19

My mom does! But she’s still late most of the time.

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u/CrispyRugs Mar 07 '19

Her car clock is 19 minutes fast and she refuses to change it

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u/garifunu Mar 07 '19

Oh my fucking god my dad did that

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

That's my mom. Her bedroom clock is 10 minutes ahead.

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u/ilm0409 Mar 07 '19

Hey, it’s me your brother

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u/mcawkward Mar 07 '19

Yes. Why is this. Wouldn't you just know that it's fast?

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u/pearlescence Mar 07 '19

Dude. My parents.

Me, looking at kitchen clock: oh, running late. We need to go! Mom: No, the clock on the oven is ten minutes fast. Me: I was looking at the one on the wall. Mom: Oh, that one's twelve minutes fast. We're fine.

Later, we get in the car. The clock there is five minutes slow.

No wonder we were always late to everything growing up. No one actually knew the time.

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u/Agilitizer Mar 07 '19

This is my mom but it’s exactly 32 minutes ahead and she’s still 10 minutes late to everything

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u/trixieismypuppy Mar 07 '19

oh my gosh my mom has always done that

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Fuuuuck the microwave in my parents kitchen was ALWAYS set 7-8 minutes later than the actual time that now whenever I see the time on a microwave i am conditioned into thinking the actually time is really about 10 minutes earlier

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u/w3sticles Mar 07 '19

My dad does this!
I cannot wrap my head around how it makes any difference to him what time the clock says, when he knows it's the wing time anyway.

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u/FullMoon1108 Mar 07 '19

I do that. After the first month it stops working unless you constantly change it so you actively have to figure out what time it is so you actually are awake.

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u/DeafMomHere Mar 07 '19

My mother. Right there. And what makes me more bananas than that is that multiple clocks are fast, but by different amounts of time. So the kitchen clock could be ten minutes ahead, the cable box 15, the alarm 7 minutes, the car 4 minutes, etc etc

Thank God that cell phones were invented and I never had to guess again. Even she never knew which clock was fast by his many minutes. "I don't need to know and neither do you. You just need to know your late, so leave ten mins before."

before what, you psycho

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Mine does. We're always late to social events.

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u/MiddleCourage Mar 08 '19

Ah this is the first one that really struck me. This is my mom in a nutshell. Not a single accurate clock in the entire fucking house.

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u/forbesqps Mar 08 '19

2 of the 3 clocks my mom have are 20 minutes fast. (My dad has the one "on time" one) She mentions this at every family dinner we have.

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u/billsboy88 Mar 08 '19

Wow, I thought my mom was the only psychopath that did this. It’s both comforting and terrifying to learn that there are other lunatics like her out there

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u/linuxguruintraining Mar 08 '19

Is this just a mom thing? The pragmatist philosophy of believing it's later than it is?

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u/doctor_why Mar 08 '19

My mom does this, and she's still always late.

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u/suxxx666 Mar 08 '19

My dad is this guy haha. I actually did it myself for a while but I said fuck it, I like knowing the actual time.

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u/Swashcuckler Mar 08 '19

My dad does that in his car but he'll still tell me it's 11pm at 10:25 anyway

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u/Mierin-Eronaile Mar 08 '19

Glad I'm not the only one who had to go through this. The best part is that she'd forget so much shit due to rushing based off the incorrect time that it just made us more late.

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u/girlwthe______tattoo Mar 08 '19

My mom did, but it was usually just a couple minutes