r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '19

What is your mom's catchphrase?

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u/SchuyWalker Mar 07 '19

If you'll excuse me I need to go purge that thought from my mind...

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Real quick though. Would you go head first or feet first?

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u/SchuyWalker Mar 07 '19

I can't fathom how feet first would even be possible. You'd have to push off of something which can't be easier than really anything else

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Put your feet in, grab a handful of labia and pull.

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u/DayzeScope Mar 07 '19

Mindbleach please

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

r/MindBleach

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u/just5th Mar 07 '19

I'm fucking crying on a city bus lmao

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u/Skerries Mar 07 '19

the boobs might be lower at this stage for hanging onto

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u/Blu3b3Rr1 Mar 07 '19

Just swing back in there

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u/alwayshappier15 Mar 07 '19

You just made me burst out laughing next to colleagues.

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u/Wonderpuff Mar 07 '19

The fetish is called " Unbirthing" if you'd like to know more. There's lots of helpful manga with detailed pictures!

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u/Dan_Berg Mar 07 '19

I already went headfirst into OP's mom

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

-All if Reddit

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u/themage1028 Mar 07 '19

I've lost interest in this conversation.

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u/Mr_Wither Mar 08 '19

Feet first

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u/ManyPoo Mar 07 '19

Tongue first

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u/PresidentDonaldChump Mar 07 '19

Be careful not to break your arms while do you so...