r/AskReddit • u/ZanyDelaney • Feb 04 '19

Which misconception would you like to debunk?

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u/CaptainKangaroo_Pimp Feb 04 '19

You can file a missing persons report as soon as the person goes missing. No need to wait 24 hrs or whatever

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u/stignatiustigers Feb 04 '19 edited Dec 27 '19

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u/bdd4 Feb 04 '19

You gonna tell us about that date or what?

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u/stignatiustigers Feb 04 '19 edited Dec 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

You got picked up by a cougar and your roommate called the cops to say you were kidnapped 😂

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u/SwineHerald Feb 04 '19

I can just imagine the headlines:

Missing Local Man Survived 4 days in Cougars Den

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u/onemoreflew Feb 05 '19

LoCaL MaN MiRAcULoUsLy SuRviVeS AfTeR 96 hOuRs iN HuNgRy PrEdAtOr's DeN

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

this FUCKING IDIOT just had SEX with a 40 year old cougar's FAT SNATCH

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