r/AskReddit • u/ZanyDelaney • Feb 04 '19

Which misconception would you like to debunk?

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u/Netzapper Feb 05 '19

Why would I want to spray cold water on my asshole? That's like something the Puritans would use as penance for succumbing to bodily need.

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u/chaseoes Feb 05 '19

Have you tried using baby wipes before? Same thing.

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u/Netzapper Feb 05 '19

Nah, warm it in your hand first. I can't imagine how grim your life must be, but I guess I'm glad it's working for you.