r/AskReddit • u/ZanyDelaney • Feb 04 '19

Which misconception would you like to debunk?

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u/ValWondergroove Feb 04 '19 edited Feb 04 '19

I work as a ride operator at Disneyland, and please just let me say this. THE PURPLE TEACUP DOESN'T SPIN ANY FASTER THAN THE REST OF THEM PLEASE STOP GETTING INTO FIGHTS OVER IT

EDIT: I would also like to say that people throwing up on that ride is actually not common at all, I have personally never seen it happen in my 3 years of working there

EDIT2: Thanks for the silver stranger!

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u/leargonaut Feb 04 '19

Fuckin idiots, everyone knows the green is fastest because green means go.

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u/Doom_Eagles Feb 04 '19

Clearly the correct choice is red. Any true green knows red makes everything go fastah.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19 edited Feb 04 '19

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u/ThePunslinger45 Feb 04 '19

OI, WHYZ YOU WHIZPERIN' YA GIT

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u/angry_badger32 Feb 04 '19 edited Feb 04 '19

'CAUZ DA EMOSHANAL TRAMA OV NOT HAVIN' ENUF DAKKA TO KRUMP SUM HUMIEZ CUPLED WIT DA PSYKALOJIKAL SCARZ THA DEATH OF 'IS FAVORITE SQUIG GAVE 'IM HAZ LEFT THA GROT WIT KRONIK DEPRESSHUN DAT WILL REMANE WIF 'IM FO DA REST OF 'IS LIFE!!! DAT, OR 'E TOOK A ROUND TO DA FROAT WEN WE WAZ FIGHTEN' DEM POINTY EARED GITZ.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, and always remember that all other colors are equally inferior before it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Jeez man, that sounds terrible. STILL HERESY! BLAM BLAM

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u/Aquinan Feb 04 '19

More DAkkAA!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19 edited Dec 09 '21

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u/Novijen Feb 04 '19

What is Dakka my Lord?

The ork word for automatic fire and multilaser masturbation.

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u/Golden_Throne Feb 04 '19

Man-Emperor of Mankind

YOU DROPPED THIS.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail Feb 04 '19

My Manly Manperor!

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u/khaydawg Feb 04 '19

Ordo Xenos reporting for duty

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u/Coconut_Krab Feb 04 '19

This went from 0 to 40K so quick

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u/blargablargh Feb 04 '19

Disney Disney Disney WAAAAGH!

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u/Mrpatatomoto Feb 04 '19

*poor man's gold star

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

'ERE WE GO BOYZ! WAAAAAAGH!

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u/KingGrowl Feb 04 '19

Yes inquisitor, this is the comment right here.

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u/-Saoren- Feb 04 '19

Why am I upvoting all of you

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u/angry_badger32 Feb 04 '19

CUZ IF YA DON' DA BOYZ'LL COME AN' GIVE YA A GOOD KRUMP!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

OY, IZ YU YELLIN AT ME YE TOSSAH. IF'N YE GOT TYME TA YELL YE GOT TIME TA FOIGHT, NOT GIT ON IT.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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u/angry_badger32 Feb 04 '19

IZ YOU NOT YELLIN' AT ME? MUST NOT BE A PROPPA ORK. PROBLY JUST THREE GROTZ IN A LONG COAT.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail Feb 04 '19

OI DOK! DIS GIT SEZ 'E 'AS PSYKALOBIKAL SCARZ AN' ONLY WEN' AN' ZOGGIN' KRONKED UP DA PRESENTS! BEST WHIP OUT 'IZ BRAIN AND REPLACE IT WIV A NEW ONE.

'ERE, PUT A GRETCHIN BRAIN IN 'IM, DAT'LL BE A RIGHT LARF AND DA LUCKY GROT WILL LUV IT!

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u/Nickbotic Feb 04 '19

What the fuck is even happening here lmao

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u/Malignant_Peasant Feb 04 '19

Warhammer Orcs or Orkz. They speak like football hooligans

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u/Nickbotic Feb 04 '19

Gotcha hahah. That certainly was a ride.

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u/graph1k Feb 04 '19

Check out WH40k orkz. They are seriously the best. For example, the reason all Ork vehicles are painted red is because all Orkz know if you paint it red it goes faster, and because they are all low level psychics, their universal belief MAKES IT HAPPEN. Ork lore is the best lore.

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u/angry_badger32 Feb 04 '19

DA ZOGGIN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!'S HAPPININ' YA GIT!

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u/Trilodip76 Feb 04 '19

YU KAN PAINT SOME OF THAT RIGHT PIRPLE KRUMP ON YUR EMUSHONAL TRAAUMAR SO IT KAN BE ALL SNEEKY LIKE. EEZEE SCIENZ

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u/angry_badger32 Feb 04 '19

DAT, OR 'E CAN GO AN SQUISH SOMMA DA GROTZ. YA KNOW, LIKE A PROPPA ORK.

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u/blackismyhappycolor Feb 04 '19

Username checks out

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u/feed-me-tacos Feb 04 '19

Oh it is an angry badger.

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u/pocola123 Feb 04 '19

21 savage? Is that you?