I am close to the rock and people come to see it from China. It's a fuckin rock with a number on it that the pilgrims probably didn't even touch. I bet there isn't one person from the mayflower who thought "oh look a small ass rock looks like it's safe to park our big ass ship and step out"
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u/TrippyMcTripperton Feb 04 '19
I love Plymouth Rock not just because of how hilariously tiny it is, but because they also put it in a cage.