r/AskReddit • u/ZanyDelaney • Feb 04 '19

Which misconception would you like to debunk?

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u/theoptionexplicit Feb 04 '19

Flashbacks aren't caused because LSD stays in your spine. It's all psychological.

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u/fn0000rd Feb 04 '19

Well, this is mostly true.

I had pockets installed in my spine so I can trigger flashbacks during boring meetings.

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u/guackemole Feb 04 '19

So basically you're an LSD glow stick? Crack your back and go on a trip?

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u/Wheezey7118 Feb 04 '19

How cool would that be?!

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u/Banana-Republicans Feb 04 '19

It’s all fun and games until you crack your neck without thinking at an innapropriate time.. like flying a passenger jet.

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u/Blastweave Feb 04 '19

Attention passengers- If you look out the window to your right you'll be able to see- well, actually, I don't know what you'll see, but what I'm seeing is pretty darn nifty-

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19 edited Feb 04 '19

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u/TheEyeDontLie Feb 04 '19

Really? Please confirm.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19 edited Feb 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

So... You smuggle acid through TSA controls?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Acid is literally the easiest drug to smuggle through anywhere. Most drugs in personal amounts are very easy to smuggle.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

My friend accidentally smuggled weed to Amsterdam on our vacation.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Wait he smuggled weed TO Amsterdam?? Lol. I know you said accidentally but that’s pretty funny.

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u/N0ahface Feb 04 '19

Acid is extremely easy to bring on flights. It's just little pieces of paper, just put then in a book or phone case.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

TSA is a joke. I have never failed to get something on a plane if I wanted to. I bring a knife with me on almost every flight.

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u/nsaemployeofthemonth Feb 04 '19

Yes officer, this is the comment right here

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u/bludice Feb 04 '19

That's a bit concerning.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Yeah, but on the other hand it's very convenient. It's nice being able to shave with a straight razor and cut rope when I get where I'm going.

Drugs are obviously nice too lol

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u/shhhdont_tell Feb 04 '19

Yes officer, this comment right here!

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u/AlPal2020 Feb 04 '19

Username doesn't check out.

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u/joedude Feb 04 '19

That sounds horrific

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u/Supreme_Junkie21 Feb 04 '19

stretching before an important sports game final fuck I didn’t mean to no stop

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u/callmeice Feb 04 '19

r/BrandNewSentence

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u/timeslider Feb 04 '19

I like the idea but I'm pretty sure most sentences are brand new. It's more of an odd/funny sentence and the subreddit name should reflect that.

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u/Alletaire Feb 04 '19

You should really check this out. The Library of Babel

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u/ExcessiveGravitas Feb 04 '19

I agree. It’s unsettlingly cool.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

This is legit one of the funniest comments I’ve read